Talk Dirty To Me
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Kacey discovers an advertisement for Sentients Of Vearthe, a high-end kink party, and brings it to the TDTM hosts to review and rip apart.
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Speaker 2:Hello everybody, welcome back to Talk Dirty To Me, the podcast where four friends with four different perspectives we like hang out and talk dirty to one another, and we have all four of us today. It is sexy up in here. Welcome back everybody. Sarah Marie Curry, our local vanilla.
Speaker 3:That's private. You don't know that.
Speaker 2:Stephanie Slayton, the queen of spankos, Tosan the king oracle. Sorry, I forgot Like I just stopped. I was like why is he pausing?
Speaker 1:Nor is I. Was like wait, do I wait for?
Speaker 2:the king oracle.
Speaker 1:Have I been demoted?
Speaker 2:You've been demoted, you're just a snout. What mistake have I made?
Speaker 1:I've lost the man to the truth? You have not. I must go on a journey to find it again.
Speaker 2:For some reason my sentence ended, even though I've said it 50 times, and me, casey, your local femdom makes for an error. Ok, so no guest today. I have a couple fun topics and then we'll probably do King Grulet and talk about whatever comes up. So recently I was on the TikTok because I found myself in kink talk, which is hard to get into, and I happened upon this woman's video, sentience of Varath, and I emailed her and I asked her to guest on the podcast through her website and she never got back to me and I was really excited because it was it's a black woman owned business and she composed herself, possibly on TikTok, and I and my friend Aaron, who ushered himself somehow magically into like the world of exclusive invite only King parties I saw this and I looked up her stuff and I was like, oh, aaron would like this and I sent him the link immediately.
Speaker 2:I didn't know preliminary research. I was just like he's going to go to this party. So this woman wanting talk is like just basically saying I should come to my attention that nobody knows about the Sentience of Varath and it's piss me off y'all. So I went and I looked her to TikTok or TikTok was new, but I went to her website and it's super curated. It's for very high end parties and I was. I sent it to Aaron and I was excited about it. I was like I found this thing. You're going to love it. And he, being the diligent person that he is, does more than a surface glance and we chat about a little bit and he sends back the prices.
Speaker 2:This is a private members club hosting luxury indulgences that is otherworldly, based in Texas I think it's Houston, but events occur all over the US. Let me look up her website real quick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now I want to look at it now. Now I'm curious.
Speaker 3:Yeah, me too. Like otherworldly does that mean like a mermaid party, like what are we talking about here?
Speaker 2:Okay, so it looks really beautiful, right? So the website is well done. Beautiful photos of very attractive women in like luxurious velvet clothes, very curated photography and like. It definitely gives off the vibe of being like you look. I look at this opening picture and I'm like I want to go to this club.
Speaker 2:It says erotic fantasy immersion Dallas, texas, and like her whole, her whole website is like just really beautiful with these amazing photos of women. Like there's another one that's a little more witchy. It's like a woman with dark hair and an owl is flying under her shoulder and she's wearing a sexy witchy dress and she's got a headdress on.
Speaker 3:There's this incredible dress that you need to wear, casey on like wow, I know man.
Speaker 1:Oh, this looks, this looks right.
Speaker 3:Right yeah.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I'm, so I shut.
Speaker 2:I'm so confused because on Instagram and Tik Tok like she's a real person and I, I should go back to her Tik Tok to see if it's still there. But like this website looks and maybe I'm stupid this website looks expensive. I'm trying to find the prices. Hold on, cause I want to read them.
Speaker 3:The website. I'm not, this is not a. I'm not trying to be put put it down, it just. It doesn't look expensive to me I can make it. The photos look are very professional, but this is. It's not.
Speaker 2:That was my first red flag, the photos are very expensive.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you get, they are giving off for sure. Expensive vibes, but also like okay, here we go.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, here it is. Membership tiers. Hold on, stephanie, I'll get back to it. Oh no, no, no, the first membership tier is $5,000. Oh, one time fee, I mean it might be annually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all memberships are priced annually.
Speaker 2:Annually per person. So the $5,000 level is tickets to all of our quarterly galas, which are the crown jewel of the whole year. Quarterly, quarterly, that's so many galas. The $5,000 tier gains you access to our private members only dinner parties, private member only dinner parties, casual social gatherings and local weekend getaways. Members also have the option of VIP table sections at non-member events for 50% off. So even though you spent $5,000, you still get. You still have to pay for VIP tables at 50% off what's a non-member event?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Looking at their website, I don't know. And then the last thing you get is direct access to the SOV their name, whatever it was SOV court for special arrangements and bespoke requests. The second tier, the Avalon, is $10,000 per person per year. All tickets, VIP tables and upgrade experiences are included, complimentary to all events hosted by SOV. This includes any out of state events, blah, blah, blah. This membership allows the members to request one private event for themselves a year. What does that?
Speaker 3:mean.
Speaker 2:Intimate and passionate One evening, where a night is completely designed to fit them and up to four other guests. That availability, including limited capacity events, is reserved and always guaranteed. Personal butler for your section at all SOV events to assist with every need you have. Only 10 of these positions are available per year. And then it gets even better at the third tier, which is a word. They named it, a word I can't pronounce. A year's counsel anyways $50,000 and it covers two approved applicants. This is a special counsel of those dedicated to seeing SOV thrive and grow. They are granted all privileges of the other two membership levels, with the ability for three private events a year.
Speaker 2:We are so grateful for our counsel and those who understand the vision of and message of SOV that SOV is striving to portray.
Speaker 3:Do you think this is a money laundering scheme? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I got three things that are going on.
Speaker 3:Stephanie, you're muted. I think it's high in sex. I think it's sex work. I think it's literally will make the party of your dreams happen. No party is $50,000. What are they going to do? I mean, how many people get to go to this?
Speaker 1:Yeah, if there's three things going on in my hand, it's what Stephanie is saying. These people really make this, take this amount of money and make huge parties that are like Roman the goddess temple, harem, I don't know. However, you want to look at it 300 sex scenes and, sure right, putting on four of those a year and curating those individual ones and finding all those locations and stuff. This is that amount of money. It's sex worker. Inflation is the second option where this is somebody who does sex parties and sex events and someone told them to make a website and ask their prices and just started naming wild stuff, because there's like 10 different price sets here.
Speaker 1:There's 4,200 for the base membership. There's these three to join annually, but there's also memberships that you can get for specific events that look more reasonable and similar to how Shriner Collette does it. It could be that it's like their real moneymaker is the Collette-like parties, because those are like $200 every month to go to the three parties a year and things like that. I'm like okay, that makes somewhat sense, or it's a scam, because I'm looking at like there's a couple of fishy code things like the way that they're sending requests and things like that, or like that's a little weird and like what are you logging in for? My guess is, especially if she has like a good, if this person seems to be like valid, it has a good Instagram following, is this is like an idea someone said to do and they've made this website, but it's not really like functional yet.
Speaker 3:Let's look, yeah, also, their website was made on Wix because they haven't paid to take down the tag for it. They just sourced all of those photos 1,708 followers and I mean it's a you have to apply also, so you can't even just say I'm going to sign up for this. It says you can apply here, so they probably asked for a bank statement, I would assume. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the Instagram link goes to the Wix Instagram. Oh, cool. But I love this. It's just an AI website.
Speaker 3:But y'all, they've got a dress code. Did you read their dress code? No, read it. Our dress code policy is street safe to the door clothing optional. Sorry, street safe to the door clothing optional. Once inside our venues, men must be in formal attire. Women can wear an evening gown, formal attire and or lingerie, or both. It is highly encouraged to be in character. If you're doubting if your attire is acceptable, simply ask yourself is this what your character would wear to a sensual formal gathering? And they've got look books, I mean.
Speaker 1:I have to go there.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, I think the look book outfit is an outfit I want Casey to wear. Yeah, these all do look incredible. Oh my goodness, where do you get the look book at?
Speaker 1:It's at the bottom of this page of the dress code, etiquette page.
Speaker 3:Oh and behavioral. Oh, the men's.
Speaker 1:The men's looks are kind of good or white dudes though.
Speaker 3:The men's are kind of wait. They have a Game of Thrones picture posted.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was about to be like that's, I know that guy, it's a Romney.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, one of these women's looks is straight from Sheehan, uh huh.
Speaker 3:Like the body of the photo.
Speaker 2:The outfit like it's. It's a Chinese photo.
Speaker 3:Also, they are all white dudes.
Speaker 2:Rude, which is strange because she is not white, so you think she would be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this feels like a sight. This feels like it feels like it's incomplete, so maybe it's like this is something she really wants to do and someone's just filling in the copy and she hasn't gone through and edited it yet. That's also the case because, like these are all stock photos, I find it hard to believe that a black woman who has been curating her Instagram, following around this, would pick have a whole website of photos and not like one person of color is there. That's hard to believe.
Speaker 2:Also. So the first picture on her Instagram was posted in December, December 10th of 2012. Which is not. It's just not that old, and I like if there were photos that were clearly from an event or the people who were running it or something, it would be more believable. But as it is, it's like she just went through the internet and pulled fantasy photos that fit her aesthetic.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now that, now that we're talking about it, none of them are like kinky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there was like there's one photo of a woman holding a knife.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1:That's like the dirtiest thing I've seen.
Speaker 3:Just giving eyes wide shut, but on a much smaller budget.
Speaker 2:Actually there are some. There are a few kinky photos and then so Aaron brought up something. Another interesting point there's no price differentiation for women and for men, so women are paying the same amount, which means at this party there'll be like three creepy dudes and nobody else.
Speaker 3:Yeah, has Aaron gone to these?
Speaker 2:parties or he's just heard about it. No, no, I sent him this link. I found it on TikTok and it looked bougie and kinky and I was like, oh Aaron, I like this because he's like upper echelon kink now. And then he took a look and like immediately shot holes in it. I was like, oh, I should read yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Man, we gotta, let's throw a high end kink party off between the four of us. Our brain power, we could do it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's charge people $50,000. Mermaid, party, mermaid, party, mermaid.
Speaker 1:We'll get a big pool. Let's charge $50,000.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and this was a scam. Like who would do this as a scam, just like take people's money and why?
Speaker 1:I think the scam would be. I apply for the membership, they charge me $50,000. I say, hey, that's a lot of money, I don't have that. And I was like, okay, well, you can join this beginner course level thing for $100 and we'll send you a pamphlet. And then they kind of just like string you through it until they run you out of money.
Speaker 3:That's like Scientology.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the holistic wellness health center like scam, the granola of people.
Speaker 3:Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Speaker 1:We promise there's a penis on the other end.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it could be classier is all I'm saying. I love that. That's what Stephanie's got beef about. Stephanie's like you know what. Not a good effort. Sexy kinky website trying to scam people.
Speaker 1:And again, I'm not saying it to scam, I'm more like, especially since it's like the Instagram link is going to Wix. It feels like someone didn't finish a Wix template.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And it seems like this woman has a friend who said I can make you a website and like she hasn't edited it yet, it feels the most right. That would explain the prices, because those prices are wild.
Speaker 3:And the wording like are those real words?
Speaker 1:The crunchy. You know that crunchy sex goddess style of verbiage is crazy, you know, just like Sage Pachuli.
Speaker 3:The Pachuli tier.
Speaker 2:Nobody's gonna buy that Upper arm dangles. So I like almost want to just go. They have an event in July, apparently, and I just want to like I don't want to pay for it, but I want to go see what it is. Take a camera, oh, like a photo, like a photography camera.
Speaker 1:Mm. Hmm, yeah, just say, you know, it's like I've been hired by SOV to do photography for this. It'll take about. It'll take about six people before they stop you.
Speaker 3:This also gives like could be. I mean, if it was working, like it was a working website and it was made on Wix and it looked just like this, but it was real. It also gives like human trafficking vibes, like I wouldn't want you to go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fair. I don't want to be trafficked.
Speaker 2:I think I'm. I think I've aged out of trafficking, though luckily no sorry.
Speaker 1:Incorrect.
Speaker 2:No we had to send you some literature. People want to traffic a 40 year old woman with some gray hair Most definitely.
Speaker 1:Absolutely Interesting. Well, I'm uncomfortable. She just seemed so legit.
Speaker 2:Like she just seemed so legit. I don't know why I said that actually now that I'm saying it, Like I don't know what legit means. It was like a person talking about their business, like in a way that indicated that it had been around for a while.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it also could be like a delusions of grandeur thing, like it could be.
Speaker 3:If you build it, they will come.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Just like, especially, you know, if she has any type of like Kojic church backgrounds. It's a really common thing to happen in black churches where, like you go, God gives you a revelation about this business. What are you going to do? And you just start making LLCs and websites and saying that you know?
Speaker 2:just claiming it. I do that on my own. God doesn't need to tell me to do it. Hold on. The number of domains I've purchased yeah.
Speaker 1:I do have two main domains too. I was like, yeah, but it could be bad, like it could also be like, yeah, this is going to happen. People will pay me $50,000 to be part of the what was it? Averix council and just you type it and send it. I mean, it's easy to do.
Speaker 2:It takes like I think, though, like she's hoping to just get lucky. That means like well, let's say she does get one person to pay her $10,000. That person's going to show up to a party that is not up to standard, because there's one paying person at that level and everybody else is like a couple off the street paying $200 for a party, which I still wouldn't go for $200. Like I'd have to, I'd have to know other people who went and pay $200 and were like totally worth it, but I wouldn't take a chance on it. I'd never pay to go to a party.
Speaker 1:Well, I'd do $200 for curiosity.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but here's the weekend getaway. I would like go in on the Airbnb, but but if this is attracting the super rich like $10,000 annual blah, blah, blah would they wouldn't have a website. You know what I mean? Like it's all going to be private invite. That's my thing.
Speaker 1:Anyway, there's no way that you're having deeply private, secret gala level rich met gala like things, and people are going to find it on a website. Like the type of people who can pay $10,000 for a party like this are like are going to hear about it from a note slid to them at an airport country club, and so I was like you're looking a little horny, dave, I got something for you.
Speaker 3:The way I would be like oh, this was meant for me. That would be so scary.
Speaker 1:But I would. I would if it's a real thing and it was like 200 bucks and it was like in the right you know payroll cycle for me. I pay 200 for curiosity, just to just to know. Because, like now, I'm very intrigued, I'm like yeah, let's see what. Let's see what happens at this party.
Speaker 2:I'm wondering how she's obviously going to get back to me now that we've had this conversation before this post. This episode is posted because she will, her ears will have been burning and we spoke so highly of her. I just I wonder, like if she did hear this, if she would be like oh I, my website doesn't look legitimate.
Speaker 3:I wonder if she is in the kink community and she has I mean, it's Dallas do loads of money in Dallas, and she had a very prominent play partner or whatever who said let's start this business, I'll give you the capital. And she was like oh perfect, I don't know how to start a website, I don't know about photography and I don't have any models, so here's what you get.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I mean these. These photos are named eye stock, like they're. They're from, they're from the stock, Like I didn't even see that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's the thing.
Speaker 1:My guess is like she, she makes it, she does events on her own, probably not $50,000 events, but events of some kind. So she has like clientele of some kind and was like I can go bigger and then had somebody make a website for her and then maybe we just got to it Like maybe it's like it's only been up for a week.
Speaker 3:Maybe she's, maybe she's not real.
Speaker 2:You know, like I'm saying, maybe she AI maybe, yeah, no, I definitely saw a person talking about it, maybe that video is a robot, is being sex trafficked?
Speaker 1:Oh, there's that, there's that, yeah, that's a sharp turn.
Speaker 2:She's, she's not, she's not. I don't want to go down that avenue. It's also a weird.
Speaker 1:it's also a weird move If you're a sex trafficker to make that website that's your game plan Sex traffic.
Speaker 2:They're rich people, Fine.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to, I'm just going to get in on this cartel action over here.
Speaker 2:Anyways, I thought that was a little interesting. I maybe one day we'll find out, maybe she'll email me back and she does, she'll get all of our listeners learning about her event.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then maybe some of our listeners will be like gosh, you know what? I've got an inexorbitant amount of money. Instead of spending it on this woman, I'm going to become a Patreon for little money Way less than $50,000.
Speaker 2:And we're at most 25.
Speaker 3:Mixed art, our little goal seems realistic. And you can just email us if you want a $50,000 party, fine.
Speaker 1:I'll whip it up real quick.
Speaker 2:Stephanie will throw the shit out of that party for you.
Speaker 1:It'll whip it out real quick, you'll get a live musician included.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no joke the talk to her due to me, party all you have to do is give us some money.
Speaker 1:It will make it happen Exactly what I tell you yeah. This is.
Speaker 2:Stephanie. This is where Stephanie tops. Oh my gosh, she will put you in an outfit.
Speaker 1:Just have a dressing room and literally making outfits would be right there, yeah, or dressing them right there. I mean, I'm making you a home.
Speaker 3:For the record, no one has made me feel as confident in my body as Stephanie does when she is costuming me for a show Like I'm in a show right now and I'm not wearing a bra and I'm just wearing like a silk slip and I'm like Stephanie, should I wear a bra? And she's like I think the nipples are beautiful and I don't know the way that she said it. I was like I want to make Stephanie happy. I do meet me happy.
Speaker 2:I guess I just know, I was just saying thank you because she just became your clothing sub.
Speaker 3:No, here's the thing. I just don't wear bras anymore, like.
Speaker 4:I just stopped.
Speaker 3:Stephanie told me in the show that she didn't want me to wear a bra and I went well then, I'll never, ever wear them again, in any aspect of my life. You know, what's funny.
Speaker 2:You've been making comments about me now wearing a bra for at least a year.
Speaker 3:So many times.
Speaker 2:And like you were like absolutely not, that's crazy. And it took Stephanie. It took Stephanie.
Speaker 3:You know so many times in a show. Well, it's just because every time I see your nipples, I'm like nipples.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, nipple cord is great.
Speaker 3:That's my casey has a chest and I don't, so like you don't see my no one.
Speaker 1:Yes, we do not wearing a bra.
Speaker 3:No, no one has ever been like oh no, you're in a bra.
Speaker 4:never One time someone said well, I'm going to say it Every time I see you know, normal, Like in your face.
Speaker 1:I'm Like concave breasts.
Speaker 3:Hey, Stephanie, nice to see you. You nipples.
Speaker 2:Okay, but I got a booty. Yeah, you do, yeah, she does, all right. One last point on this she advertises being able to have your own private curated event. This sounds creepy and uncomfortable. You and four of your friends like. If you're like I want a Game of Thrones themed shibari party where this is.
Speaker 2:I mean I want to style this Right. I mean most. Apparently she has $50,000 to do that. Well, $50,000, I don't know that's for somebody. If you have that, you get to do this three times a year. But can you imagine just showing up to a thing Like are there people staffed there? Like are they having sex?
Speaker 3:with you. There are. There are members only clubs like this for the elite. They actually, if anybody's watching succession, they touch on it in there, and I googled it and it's a real thing. It's like you get a text drop in the middle of an afternoon and it tells you that the party's happening that night and it's some warehouse in Soho or wherever in New York City and it's like millionaire and billionaire club, like in its crazy elite parties. They have real life, like I think Bruno Mars has done. Some like big people that go to these parties, but apparently you can also have off the menu items. So they say I don't know if it's true. I know those parties are real, though, and those people pay a crazy premium per year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and if my memory serves, there's like a Greek men's bath house like in Maynard. That is pretty. Yeah, there's an improviser that I used to know that did it and he's approached me a couple times about being like hey, you know there's this thing I go to. I know you do shit with penises, so I mean those are like male gay center. He didn't say it like that, it was more discreet than that. It remind me to tell you who it is afterwards because it'll blink the but so like, and it's like a lead. It was like a chunk of change to go and like it's. It's like a Roman bathhouse type thing. So I know that people do this stuff and you know, if I threw, if I had the money to throw around, I would do a beast party with like you know a Dom and like three subs and like getting laid out of the cage to go to attack people, like I'd do that.
Speaker 1:It'd be weird if it was like staffed with people I didn't know, but if it's just like you know the people that I picked to be there and it's a space that they give me and they're like provided facilities, you know, a good time.
Speaker 3:And also these butlers. Are they like? They really are like. Oh, I'll be a butler to this, no big deal.
Speaker 2:We'll never know, unless we have $200 or maybe $50,000, because you need to be in the section.
Speaker 1:I'm curious if you, if you, were making your own temple party, what would it be?
Speaker 3:Me, everybody. Oh God, that's okay.
Speaker 1:So this is like we have all the money in budget for all the money, all the budget, whatever you want, the way Stephanie is quivering right now.
Speaker 3:I have to have a lighting designer first and foremost. We know one. I need Hollywood level. I need it to feel like if it's Game of Thrones. I need to feel like Game of Thrones because, like Game of Thrones, when you watch like that out footage, you know it's not like filtered, like the like the filming that you're watching on HBO is. It all has that vibe. That would take a lot, God, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Vampire party for me, yeah, that's. That's pretty high for me too, but like, not cheesy, no, like the, the taste level has got to be Stephanie, stephanie grade. Well, we're not doing it in America either, so we're like in Transylvania at a castle.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But, also there's only latex, no, like pleather involved. Like it's got to be like leather latex lace, ooh, like the leather latex lace party. You have to get your costume approved before you can come by Stephanie, who will be the formal customer. Yeah, and she will be dressing you and it's going to be at a castle and there's going to be fog and lighting. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:What about you, Tosun?
Speaker 1:I probably would throw a concert that's scoring like well lit sex.
Speaker 2:Just like a silent film, but it's live and it's sex.
Speaker 1:Kind of my idea would be like I want to play people into their sensuality and like in, curate like a, like a, like a run of show, like a group of people that are creating like acoustic, musical sexual experience, like a musical sexual experience for people and the audience is allowed to indulge, encouraged to indulge in it. So that would be great and it'd be like huge, Like I'd want to be like a big auditorium, like really well led, like you know the best pianos I can find, like just in the like comfy for people to be in, you know beds, all the things that are needed, and just you know, playing, playing a show and listening to orgasms. Just yeah, sounds about right.
Speaker 3:That sounds so lovely. And also I just love the, the sensory of it leaning into a completely different. You know like it would be fun to have a tactile party too, where it's all just tactile kink things on display Right, like the deprivation latex thing that the latex lady was talking about on that episode. Or water people like water. You know, you know people like water. Hey, yeah, deepak's pudding I.
Speaker 2:I have an interesting answer to this question. First of all, the I don't know. There's too many different variants that I would want to do, so my party would just change every time. But as of last week I asked this is a very Aaron heavy episode. I asked my friend Aaron if you wanted to host a king party, like a curated king party, with me. So it's happening, yes.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, whatever. Whatever you need for me, yes, Thank you.
Speaker 2:Well, absolutely, I mean absolutely, let you know.
Speaker 3:Casey, was this really just you pitching your marketing idea to us? This is your take on.
Speaker 2:Sentience of verath doesn't exist. I whipped that website up really quick just for a cool lead in, to let you know that I'm hosting a king party.
Speaker 1:It's fast market research, yeah, seeing how we respond to pricing.
Speaker 2:I love it. It's going to be a vampire shabari, game of thrones latex party. Everybody's invited. There will be butlers for the VIP section and the sponsor is Sheehan.
Speaker 3:The sponsor is Sheehan.
Speaker 1:The sponsor is Sheehan sponsored by iStockphotocom and Sheehan oh.
Speaker 2:God Ridiculous.
Speaker 1:No, no. What's the real one. What's the real one?
Speaker 2:Well, we have it. I mean, I only just asked him if he would be interested in doing it and we both got very excited about it. And now that I've talked with him about it, I don't know how much of our idea we're allowed to talk about, but it's happening. So here we go. Erin, I originally posed to him as like hey, I want to, I want to host a curated, like fancy kink dinner party. I didn't know exactly what that meant, but I had some I knew I have.
Speaker 2:I have submissives that I wanted to to be able to participate in a dom sub relationship situation in a way, around others and actually utilizing them well.
Speaker 2:So you know, I have one that plays a place of violin really well, I wanted him to like show up and play the violin for everybody. I have one we'll just do like be of service to me and do whatever, whatever he needs doing, so I could have him assistant in any way and wear whatever I need him to wear. You know, stuff like that. I wanted to be able to put these people in a situation where I actually had to use some of the submissives in a way that I like, and I also really wanted to create a space where people with kink dynamics could exercise those dynamics in front of other people, Cause I feel like that's uncommon, Like you can go to shrine parties or whatever and kind of like, hang out and drag them around by a leash for for a while, but it's really showy and performative and less. I mean you could argue with me what I wanted to say was less authentic, Um, but I don't, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2:So after chatting the party we're going to throw. So after chatting with Aaron, I think it was decided that we don't actually need dinner. Well, we do want to give everybody it'll be in my only and we do want to give everybody 10 minutes, 10 to 15 minutes to do some sort of demonstration or performance. So they virtue of going you instill in preliminary planning stages. So I don't know the hard and fast rules, but the idea now is, if you attend this party, you contribute in that fashion and you can do whatever you want, and my, my vision is that it's also very beautiful and curated and oh, I like it, it, it.
Speaker 1:you know, kinky shown tell, have you ever heard of dorsal club? No they're, you're close, they're like people who make porn that are all like high protocol parties, which is similar to what you're talking about, where it's like they're it. Those are usually like dinner parties that have subs that have like very specific dress codes and functions and things that they have to do and it's like really, you know, high dressed, you know super formal, super formal, attire where, and it's, you know, I love, I love their stuff.
Speaker 2:I've never heard of it, yeah.
Speaker 1:And again, I haven't like researched it a lot. You know it's, it's porn and men are involved, so it could be not great, but the few that. I've the the few that I've seen have been captivating.
Speaker 2:Interesting, interesting Anywho. Sarah, can we read your fancy message about you?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got a fan's message my my fans Lee. Can I say what my fans Lee is? Yeah, of course. My my fans Lee is at shy feet, pixie. All one word Close up shy. And this person said wow, sexy, I'm Frank Beyer, I like your pretty feet and your profile picture is so beautiful. Can we chat better on kick via Frank mat 32 or snapchat at Frank mat 3, 3, 2. What does that mean? That makes me is explain it to me.
Speaker 1:I mean, it sounds like. Sounds like he likes to feed and wants to chat with you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what is kick Kick Kick is like another communication website, right?
Speaker 1:Like K I K, uh, huh oh yeah, yeah. It's like telegram, what's that? But it's generally used for sexy things. Oh, did he send you any money?
Speaker 3:No, but I haven't set up my fans Lee to make money yet, because the intro video overwhelmed me. I also haven't responded to him.
Speaker 1:yet I tried to set up a family too, and it's a lot.
Speaker 3:It's a lot Like the subscription is a lot, but I have been building my. I've been taking whenever I feel inspired. I've been taking like feet pictures or feet videos, and just like dumping them in a Google Drive folder right now, Cause when the spirit does move me, it shall move me and then I shall put feet in the world.
Speaker 1:I'm in the Google Drive stages of my only fans as well. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 3:We just wait till we're ready and then I'll feed all the time, walking in oh meal or whatever You're going to make it killin. Okay, I have. I can't pick up things with my feet like some people in this.
Speaker 2:We can't be blessed like me, Stripes are delicious. I have a. I have a Dom story.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, wait, but should I reach back out to Frank? No, no, no, there's nothing there for you, okay, or you could just say, if we're at trivia of $50, I'll talk to you on kick for 30 minutes. Oh, that's nice. I should do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, make it, pay you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that sounds great. You guys are so smart, thank you. Well, it's because we all learned from me.
Speaker 1:Rising tides and all that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tell us your Dom story.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, I'm just going to say that I have the pleasure of communicating with and having in my life are such wonderful people.
Speaker 3:Casey hold on. Can you start with once upon a time before you start your story? Cause I don't. I don't understand what.
Speaker 2:Do you have, if you're?
Speaker 1:only speak story spine, you know if you're going to tell me the story.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to story spine this Dom story.
Speaker 3:Did you still? Do you still miss me, or do you regret?
Speaker 2:having your next play. Wow, wow, don't leave, don't leave, okay. So I say that because I have some that listen and I want them all to know they're wonderful, and I really do. I got very lucky with all the people that are in my life in that capacity. They're fucking awesome. So this one is the dear darling preacher. I see him weekly usually and he listens to the podcast.
Speaker 2:So hello Kind of sorry, hi, hello, hello, and is absolutely one of my favorites. I have learned a lot from working with him and he's a delightful human being. I feel, like I'm outing myself as a novice Dom, now that somebody's listening to me and I'm telling these stories and he's going to know exactly what was happening in my brain.
Speaker 1:I think he's fully satisfied.
Speaker 2:I hope so. I hope so. Okay, so he comes over weekly and so I asked him to send me a list, because the last couple of like three or four times I'd seen him, it had been I'd done approximately the same thing with him, which I am fully satisfied with and think is super fun, which usually involves some sort of like keening or belting or choking or spitting or things of that nature. He's super masochistic, which is delightful and very of service and dedicated, and so I was trying to think of something to spice it up and like, make it a little different and expand my repertoire of things, and so I asked him to send me a list of all of the things that he likes and has done in the past. And he did, and it was wonderful. I then proceeded to ignore all of it and do my own idea.
Speaker 2:I remembered I don't know how this popped into my head, but probably about a decade ago, if not more I was eating at a Serrano's, which is a Mexican restaurant in Austin, texas, sarah Chain they're middle of the road, they're not that great and I ordered nachos and the garnish on the plate was a whole Serrano pepper and the tip of it was cut off at an angle and I don't eat spicy foods. I don't like spicy foods. So I was an idiot that was unfamiliar with how spice worked, and I took the Serrano pepper and I was like, oh my God, and it looks like a lipstick. And then I proceeded to take the cut off and and rub it on my lips.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, oh.
Speaker 3:Casey.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 3:I just kept doing it.
Speaker 2:I just like did it a bunch because I wasn't feeling anything and there's a delay Okay, there's a delay.
Speaker 2:And so I did that for a while, and then I put it down and I don't remember how much later, how long it took, but eventually it was like oh my God, my fucking lips are on fire, there's nothing you can do about it. So I just sat there and burned for quite some time. So I remember this for some reason and thought to myself Serrano peppers are really good option. How would I put that on his penis?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it's the worst Okay.
Speaker 2:So I read his list and I read some things and I was like, okay, I'm going to do the Serrano pepper and I'm going to do this thing and I'm going to do that thing, great, fantastic. And then he comes over and I'm like secretly all excited for these new things, and we chat a little bit and then I have him disrobe and I don't remember. All I remember was I took a Serrano pepper it's a wash now. I took a Serrano pepper. I took off the tip of it, just like it they did at the restaurant, and I I don't know what I said to him. I just rubbed it on his mouth and I and then, and then I waited a while and I was like Do you feel anything?
Speaker 2:He's like no, not really. And I was like, dang, it's not going to work. I'm like feeling pressure because I don't want to do something that doesn't work out. It makes me look like a dumb, dumb. So I was like, oh God, it's not going to work. So I like rubbed some more on his lips and then I went down to the downstairs bits and I and I put, I put it on the stuff. I put it on the stuff and, because it wasn't working, on his lips.
Speaker 3:I can say you went downstairs to the basement bits, yeah. I went downstairs to the basement bits.
Speaker 2:Thank you very much. And because it wasn't working on his lips, I was like, well, I have to double down now because I don't want to look like an idiot and just like do something that didn't work. So I rubbed Serrano pepper up and down this man's cock, like I focused on the head.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 2:No, okay.
Speaker 1:You monster, I'm demon. You know what? The funniest part about it this is I, my brain, is doing having two conversations. One part of it is going fuck no, and the other part is going well. There are benefits to this situation. Is Serrano pepper a high? Is the cost payable. What To the experience?
Speaker 3:One. You have to ask your subs if they're allergic to anything when they come.
Speaker 2:I should have. I meant to you and I didn't. I forgot, and it was after. I was like oh God damn it. I did not ask him if he was allergic, but he. We had to have a pep discussion about pepper and spicy food previously.
Speaker 3:So I think also in my head I was like it's fine, but I should have asked and they didn't, while we wait for the Serrano pepper to take effect, as it inevitably is going to do. One one time I went to a barbecue and I was cutting up the jalapenos for the barbecue. This was like way back in the day, I was like 20 or whatever and I didn't put gloves on to cut up the jalapenos, but I thought it was fine because I wasn't going to eat them and I didn't touch my eyes and I washed my hands. Afterwards Come to find out, I got fingertip burns. And the next day I was working at the steakhouse where I was a hostess and I had to keep a glass of milk at the hostess stand and I just dipped my fingers in the milk. Anytime I wasn't seating people because that's how bad the little jalapenos burns. So I am very curious about the rest of this story.
Speaker 2:Please continue Now. I'm worried about his penis all over again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you should probably call him right now.
Speaker 1:I'm sure he's okay. You didn't put it in his butt hole, right.
Speaker 2:He's okay. I mean, I had planned on driving it outside his butt hole, but I did not she should probably put garlic up there instead. We're doing a whole salad. We're doing a whole salad.
Speaker 1:The butt hole can do some longer term damage. There's no butt hole.
Speaker 3:He doesn't have a butt hole.
Speaker 2:Whoa, he has a butt hole. I didn't put Serrano on it, okay. So he's laying down and I've put like a whole Serrano pepper on his penis, oh my gosh. And we're chatting and he's playing real cool. He's like holding a normal conversation and I can't remember. I don't remember the moment, but we were just like let's pretend that I was asking about his family and how his family was doing and I said I don't remember what I said, but let's just pretend. The question was like so how is your wife? Did you guys do anything fun this weekend? He's like yeah, well, we just. I can't believe how much of my penis is burning, just casually, yeah, super casually.
Speaker 1:Super casually.
Speaker 2:This is. This is also why the situation like I'm laughing now because in hindsight the things that happened in the way they happened like are hilarious. Like in the moment absolutely not, but like really cat, like I'm serious, like in the middle of a conversation, totally chatting about something, I asked him a question and he have answered it and then just segwayed into. I can't believe how much my penis is burning or something like that.
Speaker 2:And then and then went silent. Oh no, no, I can't believe how much my penis is burning. And then I think we kind of kept starting to chit chat and then eventually he was like can we do something about my penis?
Speaker 3:Did you dip it in milk? You should have dipped it in milk.
Speaker 1:No, dip it in milk is a good move, yeah.
Speaker 2:I okay, look people, I didn't know what to do. I was like, oh no, what does one do about pepper oil on genitals, coins and control?
Speaker 3:Nothing Cut it off.
Speaker 2:So he like he went from zero to like 60 in and I don't know actually what the progression was in his body, but to the outside it was chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Oh, fuck, this burns. So he is gnashing his teeth and grunting and clearly quite uncomfortable, and I am the idiot that didn't Google how to get removed pepper oil from your body before doing this. Because in my imagination, in my memory, I survived the serrano pepper on my mouth and I just casually remembered it and was like, oh, I'm fine, I can do that to somebody, it's no big deal. And now that this has happened, I was like, oh no, I was really uncomfortable and I forgot because it was so long ago, anyways, so I am like. I then like am freaking out, like on the outside, guys, I'm cool as a cucumber, I am, I am it's Dom o'clock Casey, don't. Cool as a cold serrano pepper, Cool as fucking ice queen.
Speaker 3:Stop crying. You're fine, you baby, and I was like what, what do?
Speaker 2:we do so this is this, and I had the. By the way, I had the internet next to me the whole time and I was like, oh, I'm fine, I had the internet all the time and I was so flustered that I didn't even think to use it. But my temperature then went from totally normal to like profusely sweating. I didn't have any serrano pepper on me.
Speaker 3:Flops up.
Speaker 2:Just I was just like whoa, no, so I I don't have paper towels in my house because I'm out and I rarely use them, so I don't have more. So I got it. I went to oh my gosh, you guys are just going to laugh at me. I went to the bathroom and I got my like 97% alcohol rubbing alcohol. What's going?
Speaker 3:on, okay, so you just went to do it Like that movie misery when she's like walking into the room and like no, it's going to happen, but what no?
Speaker 1:please continue, don't go down.
Speaker 2:I'm uncomfortable laughing. Don't go down to the basement, Look. So I took a titty. I'm going to take this alcohol and I tried to rub the pepper oil off. Why is that bad? It's closed skin Alcohol birds, I don't know I've never put them together.
Speaker 3:I just don't want rubbing alcohol on my vagina. You know like.
Speaker 2:I didn't put it okay. A vagina and I penis are different. I would never put rubbing alcohol on a vagina.
Speaker 1:This is closed skin with rubbing alcohol on my penis. As long as you don't hit the urethra, the alcohol part won't hurt. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2:It wasn't a sopping wet tissue, I just I was like I need to rub some of this pepper oil off. Mind you, my intention was is like never to like touch somebody's penis a lot. And I am intimately familiar with this man's penis. Now, Anywho, I I spent some time trying like in fucking idiot trying to rub pepper oil off his penis with alcohol. Wasn't working, I didn't do anything, so I was like okay.
Speaker 3:Was he at least feeling better because you were rubbing his penis? Nope.
Speaker 2:It was too uncomfortable. He is, like I say, grunting and gnashing his teeth and losing his mind, but staying very calm and laying on.
Speaker 2:He was an example of what it sounds like no, no, I didn't do that. So I think it was at this point that he said do you have any butter or anything? I think that helps. And I I was like, no, you don't have butter in my house. I went to my fridge and I looked at it, knowing there was no butter in there, and I was like, oh God, I opened it up and then I I did, thank God, I had this like really old, like vegan vegan butter. No, it wasn't key, but it was like vegan vegan butter and I was like, oh, thank God, and I had never used it before. I mean, I had like, if you use it a couple of times, I'm not a vegan butter person. I don't know why I had it. It came in a meal kit or something and I was like it had been sitting there for like a really long time and I looked at it and I was like butter, you're off the bench, it's your turn.
Speaker 1:Today is the day.
Speaker 2:Today is your day Be the hero. So I take this butter over to this man on the floor and I, and I'm like, looking at his penis, I'm looking at the butter and I'm like, does it? Do you just do it like corn on the cob? What happens? So I take it, I take it in my hand and I, I like, rub it off on my hands and then I rub it on that man's penis and rubbing his penis with butter, and then I get the butter on it and I'm like, now what? Now he's just got spicy butter on his penis. So now we've moved on to Casey going. Well, now I'm going to wash this man's penis.
Speaker 3:This is the best day.
Speaker 1:This Serrano thing is starting to make sense to me, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm into it.
Speaker 3:Best date and worst day Okay. So I get Just make sure you preheat the oven before you put that penis in there, cause I think that you're getting ready to turn it into a roast, it's delicious.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you it's seasoned to perfection. So I go to my kitchen and I get like a big bowl and I fill it with water and then I go to my bathroom I'm very calm, by the way, I am walking slowly and composed and I go to my shower and I get the dove bar soap, because that is all that touches my vagina. People, it is very safe. I always have it.
Speaker 2:I get the dove bar soap and then I sit down in front of this man again who's lying on his back, by the way and I have a towel. I don't remember what I have. I think I have a towel and I'm like like filling it with water and then squeezing the water over his penis, and then I get the soap wet and now I am rubbing soap on his penis and then I am doing and rinsing it off, and then I soap it again and I use water and I rinse it off and eventually I get to the point where I'm just like dumping the bowl of water on this man's penis and it is on my floor. There's like a yoga towel under him. It is like pandemonium in my living room.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's like pandemonium. I am still sweating. He is not okay. I mean he's fine, he's laying there, I think.
Speaker 3:I'm also imagining that you're doing this like completely calm and sexily, yeah.
Speaker 1:Take that dove soap I did.
Speaker 3:While in your head it's just like, yeah, I could be sick is playing this is 100% what was happening in my head.
Speaker 2:I am losing my mind and freaking out and on the outside I'm like I'm going to wash your penis now.
Speaker 1:I love you so much. Okay, listen to me, look at my face. You're one of my favorite people I've ever met. Okay, full bottle full water. We watered it, we buttered it, we soaked it.
Speaker 2:His penis is still burning. It's been like 20 minutes Okay.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, oh, I forgot a really good part.
Speaker 3:So the part where you add onions and a little bit of like chicken bouillon. Yeah, turn it into soup.
Speaker 2:Man. I really hope he's okay with me talking about this. I should have asked, but I did not. It's cool. Cut it if he's not Okay, good call, good call, I'll ask, and then we can cut it, which would be a shame, because this is great.
Speaker 3:Oh, is that why you?
Speaker 2:went grunt for me. You went and do the. No, I just don't want to sound like I'm taking a dump on the podcast. Oh, that's what it sounded like. Well, I mean just like like pain grunts, you know, like the man is in pain, casey, is that what it sounds like when you poop All?
Speaker 4:the time.
Speaker 2:I just screamed to the heavens. My neighbors are like why do you, warrior, cry every morning?
Speaker 1:And I'm like yoga, warrior pose requires warrior cries. All right, so we're. Viva Red Debbie on the floor.
Speaker 2:Okay. So in the beginning he was lying down and we were waiting for the like. I was like, oh that nothing's going to happen. This pepper's a bust. And one of the things on his list was he was interested, that he he said he was interested in his experiencing. Like he had a fantasy about being taken to a waxing parlor and be forced to get waxed because he wanted to, like you know, experiencing things that we, the society, made women do all the time, so like, and I thought that was a fucking awesome idea.
Speaker 4:And I was like.
Speaker 2:I was like it's too late to make an appointment at a waxing parlor, but I have this home waxing kit that I never use, so we're not waxing today. So he's laying on the ground having a conversation, right, and I think things are starting to get just a little overwhelming and I think nothing's happening, but really everything is happening. So I take a, I'm taking it at this point, I'm taking, like this sugar wax kit and I Are you going?
Speaker 2:to wax his penis off he has the juice on there and yeah, but I thought it would. Nothing was happening. Okay, look, look, he was so composed and I thought it was a bust and I was trying to save myself.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I put some sugar wax on his thigh and I'm pressing the paper in and I think it like I, I, I rip it off and there's no response. And it is shortly after that that he said something about can we do something about my penis? Okay, so basically what was happening is that he had so he had no idea I waxed his leg because of the sensation in his penis.
Speaker 1:That's deep.
Speaker 2:Later I asked him. I was like did you even I was something? Like, did you even notice that I did you even feel when I waxed? And he was like no, no, I did not, anyway. So that had happened anyway. So I full on soaping and washing his penis and it's like I'm still freaking out and in my head I'm like, oh, my God, he's never going to come see me again. I am a terrible dumb. What am I even doing? I need a mentor. What was the whole idea? Was this? And he I'm like guys, I am. Do you understand when I say I'm rubbing soap and butter on this man's penis? Like what? That?
Speaker 3:is Like I got, I got a, I got a strong, I can't get past the part that you just casually left out that after you dropped Serrano juice on his penis, you waxed his leg. I'm just kind of hungry. Now what?
Speaker 1:I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure out right if, because you know, at first I was like hell, no, this Serrano pepper, but a butter soap hand job after the Serrano pepper. I'm kidding Everybody's this a joke, that's a joke, you're not joking.
Speaker 2:So what happened? Did he just live off into the sunset? I'm finishing this story, so I am soaping his penis desperately right and, just for the record, his like there's. There's no like arousal happening, because his penis is on fire and once somebody's from the outside, it looks totally normal, like it's not even red, it just looks like a penis.
Speaker 3:It's like a penis.
Speaker 2:Good right. So I am rubbing his penis and then, in the midst of a grunt, he says, yeah, if you could just keep doing that. And this is how I know that we're going to be okay. Cause we both cause he knows me and my boundaries and what's happening. And he said that and then I just started laughing. And then he started laughing and in my head I'm like, oh, we're going to be fine. Okay, okay, you made a joke. It's coming down. It's coming down, that's fine. I'm like, oh, this is my life.
Speaker 4:And then I said what are you?
Speaker 2:wearing while you were doing this? Just question. I had a big Indian wrap skirt on and a tank top Okay, continue. And then I, and then I like, sometime passed and I'm still like first dating his penis, I'm probably doing absolutely nothing, right, like if I had done nothing it would have ended in the same amount of time, maybe not. I said how are you doing? And then I was like, and then I in my head, I was like Casey, this is a stupid fucking question. I know how he's doing. I was like I, the answer is terrible. And like, literally again in the midst of a grunt, he said what are you wearing while you're doing this? And then I said no, not terrible, like clearly terrible, but said not terrible. And that's also how I knew we were going to be okay. I was like, oh, he's a fucking champion, he is a service champion, he is dedicated and I love him. And so you know, oh, my God, I forgot about the mango. I forgot about the mango.
Speaker 1:How is there a mango involved? Okay, desperation.
Speaker 3:Before the butter. Before the butter. I have a mango, but you don't have butter in your room. Yeah well, I do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm a mango seeker. I need to write things down so I tell them in the right order. Okay, so this is before the butter. I'm like don't know what to do. It's super fucking spicy. So I go to my free. Oh, I remember, because, because of my fissure, I have numbing cream. No, the ice packs for your perineum, and I'm like, let's seek the only ice thing. I don't even have ice in my ice maker because I don't use it. So I go to my, which in this point I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe I don't have ice right now. So I'm going in my freezer, open it, I get the perineum ice packs and I look in like back corner, from months ago, when I used to make smoothies, is a bag of frozen mangoes. And then I was like mangoes, you're off the bench, it is your time, you get in. Get in there. And I grabbed the mangoes bag of mangoes, it's perfect and I just smashed it on his penis.
Speaker 2:Ok, and for a minute for a minute he calms, and I don't think it's because it's fixing the problem. I think it's because his nervous system went from one extreme to the other and it hadn't quite sorted out sensation again yet, right. So it's like he calmed for a little bit and then, like I was clear, that like sensation came back and it was like, oh no. So then I lifted up his penis and I put the mango on the underside and we just did that game for a while and I could see that it was kind of doing something, but ultimately it was not taking care of the pepper problem.
Speaker 2:So this man has like had alcohol on his penis. He's had mangoes, frozen mangoes, on his penis. He said butter rubbed on his penis, he said dub soap, penis wash bath, like three times over. We finally get to the point where he says no, not terrible, while granting, and I'm like, oh my God, we're going to be OK. And then it like things start to calm down and like he can talk again and he asks if he can get up on the, get up off the floor. And I was like yes, you, what you can do. Whatever you want, you've earned you, you have earned it. This day is it's. You're good, you're good, I have nothing else for you.
Speaker 2:And then we kind of start to chat and I was like do you remember me waxing your leg? And he was like, no, oh, I also knew it was going to be OK when he was still on the ground and he was like my lips hurt, so like basically other other parts of his body regained, feel like he was able to realize that his lips had pepper on them too, which is part of the process of the of the serrano being being done or working on being done. We chatted I don't remember anything about it. Eventually, he I can't remember if he had to be somewhere or not, but anyways, eventually it was. Maybe it was me that had to go back to work, which is probably more likely I asked him if he was OK and he was like well, I'm going to go home and tend to it. Yeah, ok, great, I wonder what he did, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Dip it in milk.
Speaker 3:Not you guys making me listen about belly buttons and milk in the same.
Speaker 1:So I forgot. So I forgot about the milk thing, I didn't know about the milk thing.
Speaker 3:I've been gone. I would rather eat drinks to rano juice. Oh my God, I didn't have a sip of milk, wow.
Speaker 1:He's a white guy, right? Yes and no, no. Inflammation Like nothing got like really red bumpy or splotchy.
Speaker 2:No, I was actually surprised. Like in the midst of it I was like, wow, his penis looks totally normal. His lips were red as fuck, but his penis looked totally normal, yeah.
Speaker 1:He's safe. You should be all right yeah.
Speaker 2:He, he left, so I'm going to go tend to it, and he was seemed to good natured and like not mad at me, so he went home and I like cleaned up the aftermath In my living room.
Speaker 1:Just your little, your little butter, mango waterpile.
Speaker 2:Yes, with serrano pepper and hair wax also, it was just a strange variety of things all over the floor. So I cleaned up that aftermath and took a beat. And then and then went about my day and was like I was paid money to do that to somebody Cool, my life is cool. And then, and then the next day, I was like I have to check in with this man and sometimes he's really chatty over text and sometimes he's not. And I said I said, hey, how are things? No, let me look directly.
Speaker 3:How are you guys? How are the boys? It should be how our thing. How is the?
Speaker 1:penis.
Speaker 3:Thank goodness you didn't put it on his balls Like.
Speaker 2:I said I said how are things feeling, question mark, and his response was I'm feeling. Amazed that I get to serve a woman like you I love him, I love him, I love him.
Speaker 1:I love him, take all my money. Who are you? Oh my goodness, I was actually thinking about this because I was like if you're a masochist, then enjoy his pain and you're put in a situation where you, with you, don't have a choice but to go through pretty intense, unexpected pain Like in my tiny journey into masochism and feeling pain, the brain space you go to just like, start dealing with it is interesting. And if you're well-practiced at it and you go through that type of situation especially with his premise of like I'm doing these things as penance for things that I can't like, things that I can't forgive myself for, that actually probably was, in the moment, horrid but probably very cathartic for him.
Speaker 3:Well, and the out of control nature of it, too, must be something that he rarely experiences, right being a preacher and all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, I just mean, like as a masochist, like he's like, okay, this person's gonna paddle me. I've been paddled before. I know what this pain is. I know what this uncontrollable feeling of pain is, but it seems to me like this situation was. I don't know if this is ever gonna get better level of pain. That can happen with a chemical burn, which is a different pain. You know what I mean Psychologically and physically.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and, like you know, penis testicle pain is like my masochist tendencies came from the vasectomy and how terrible it hurt. And then I was just like because I like had to come up with something. It was like weeks of like horrendousness and so eventually, like your only choice is to find a way to like it, and it's like I'm curious. I would love to hear his like read his aftermath of it, cause that has to be you like you raised his pain tolerance level bar right, that's like he's in a new place now.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'll ask him if he wants to come in and talk about it. Oh man, I'd love to hear his side of the story.
Speaker 1:I would love it. Wait till he left his side of the story.
Speaker 3:Really really quick Cause I don't actually know, because I do not have a balls or a penis. Would it hurt more to put the Serrano pepper on your balls or your penis?
Speaker 2:I think your penis, you think so Cause. I put it on his balls and it was never discussed.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, cool, Cool, cool Cause. I thought about that too.
Speaker 2:No, not overly hairy, no, but honestly, the amount of pepper I put on his penis was significantly greater than the one little stripe of Serrano I put on his balls.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think the back of the ball, like near the perineum, is easily the most sensitive area and so, like I've made the similar jalapeno mistake and then you're, like urinated and I remembered the ball pain more than the shaft pain. So you know, you only make that mistake once I've cooked with peppers.
Speaker 3:And then, you know, luke and I cooked together and then stuff happened. And then stuff happened and I had a freak out and it was wildly painful but I never felt. I never felt like you told someone, like I was like, well, I have no choice but to love this Cause I also. I also didn't do that with kidney stones, but I do remember thinking I like peppers less.
Speaker 2:Shit, I forgot what I was going to say.
Speaker 3:I mean, we learned a lot here today.
Speaker 2:We did learn a lot today. We did.
Speaker 1:I feel bad. I feel like you know, I got rid of the ice and I heard the idea beforehand.
Speaker 2:I was like, yeah, oh yeah, I had cinema with.
Speaker 2:Polar to chosen cause I like to check all my weird ideas that I have with like a grounded, experienced person before I do them, and because I had like three new ideas that had gone on. Markiplier, I'm just like Tosen, he's coming over, this is what I'm planning on doing, and I saw that he watched the message and he hadn't responded. And he didn't respond before I came over and I part of me was like, oh my God, I need him to respond. And the other part of me was like you know what, If Tosen heard something that was a super red flag problem, he would have immediately told me like whatever's in his life, he would have gotten on and been like Kasey, do not use the Serrano pepper and like hung up or whatever. But he didn't respond at all. So I was like well, we're doing it.
Speaker 1:I think I did not anticipate the amount, cause it was like I've touched my penis with the jalapeno peppers and the Rana peppers and it like sucked for a little while. But it was like. I was, like I was in the world and so, but I've never been like. This is me vigorously rubbing my hand on audio listeners with Serrano peppers. That's what I was doing.
Speaker 2:I was like clearly there's not enough oil inside the Serrano, so we're going to turn it inside out and just rub it everywhere you know what?
Speaker 3:This is actually a hilarious classic mistake that we all make, right, like the first time you do mushrooms, you're like, oh, they're not working. Let me take some more mushrooms. You know classic Like that classic Same with acid.
Speaker 1:First time I ever did edibles was like some people made brownies and it was ambiguous whether or not they were weed brownies or not, cause they were messing with me, cause I'm like new, so I ate like two and I hadn't eaten all day and I was like, oh, okay, and then I ate another one. And then they were like, oh, they're weed brownies. And I'm like, oh well, I don't feel anything, so I'm probably fine and I'm starving, so I ate another three.
Speaker 4:Oh buddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I was playing piano in my dorm, talking like Dr King, to no one, no one, just playing piano, just playing piano and be like on this day. Here we are talking about the world that we could have been in just just no reason. No one was there for hours, oh my.
Speaker 3:God, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2:And I feel like I kind of feel like with my very small experience with needles and porcupine quills and stuff it's like a similar like even with eating hot pepper like you eat it and it sucks and then it's over, and with bottoming for stuff, it's kind of like, depending on what you do, it's terrible, potentially terrible, in the moment and then when it's over I remember when I with Chalky, when we did, when I do the stuff with Chalky for Casey Tries it, when it's over I'm like yeah, Casey Tries it I did it and I'm fine now and it's, I feel very like I'm like I won.
Speaker 2:It's like this weird feeling of like heroicness, yeah, like success or whatever, and so I'm kind of wondering if he like had mega, mega doses of that feeling.
Speaker 1:Oh he, he strutted home for sure. If I beat 30 minutes of Serrano pepper in a butter, soap, mango massage, I'm like I am victorious this day.
Speaker 3:I am victorious this day.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then he's probably just reflecting on the like beautiful, like hand bath that he got from you for like a good what?
Speaker 2:20 minutes spa the minute of very clean, buttery penis.
Speaker 1:Price of the spa. Price of admission. Dip your penis in Serrano juice.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, that should be one of your parties, Casey let that be one of your parties.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ooh, that's not a bad idea, I mean it's, it's, it's, it's, it's hidden an interesting like degradation story in my brain. Well, like now, that's the I won't. The only way I'll touch your penis is if you, if you, dip it in Serrano pepper.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like fine.
Speaker 2:That's gonna be my new tagline. I forget what I was gonna say again.
Speaker 1:I mean we are at a buck 30. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's my, that's my. That's my fucking dumb adventure for this week. I love it.
Speaker 1:What an adventure it was.
Speaker 2:You'd think that they would stop happening eventually, but apparently not. I will keep thinking of new ways to try just ruin people and humiliate myself.
Speaker 1:I promise next time I'll check the Serrano pepper on the penis for you personally. So.
Speaker 2:Thank you. So we know, thank you. Do you want me to put as much Serrano pepper on your penis as I did on his penis?
Speaker 1:Casey? I don't know how to answer that question. I you know I've been thinking about it this whole time. I was like if Casey said that's what I want to do, what am I gonna say? I haven't decided yet.
Speaker 2:I will say that the next day, my like after it was over, after he was fine-ish like I don't actually know what the lasting effects the next day were on his penis, but apparently he's fine and his only response was that he was amazed that he gets a circle woman like me, because he's a fucking angel I love him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I so he so he's fine, it's over. It was only. It was like 24 hours later that I had the feeling of Are you okay, love? Like I had to come down from, from like that adrenaline rush. And then the next day, my, my, I was like I'm awesome, that is like a fucking glorious hell that I just created and I will do it again. I will do it.
Speaker 1:So you say it like, you say it like that and I want to check the box.
Speaker 2:It is, it is. It is a thing I will literally do again. Not necessarily to him, because I think he got, like his, a year's worth of Serrano on his penis. Unless he wanted it, I might I don't know, he's particularly naughty but after, after that, I was like, oh, I'm fucking fantastic. That was great. I feel powerful. I don't know what's wrong with me. Dyson wants me to put a Serrano pepper on his penis.
Speaker 1:I do and I hate it.
Speaker 3:That's the power of Casey. That's the power of Casey Domb.
Speaker 1:And Casey. Ladies and gentlemen, Casey is so talented that she just told me a horrid story about putting Serrano peppers and how horrible was one person, and I'm going to think about it for the rest of the night. The rest of the night.
Speaker 3:I'm a masochist, but like that interests me not a bit.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't think I would never put an open pepper on a vagina, ever.
Speaker 3:Even like if you said I'm going to put this on your lips or drop it in your eye or I don't know, on your bikini zone where you shave, like I, I wouldn't do it, but I but I do have a like, a competitive pain tolerance. What if she was just wimpy, like? If he not wimpy that's not, that's the wrong word, that is the wrong word but his pain tolerance isn't as high as sophisticated as even what?
Speaker 3:even when I was cooking with peppers and we had the thing that Happened, he wasn't for like it was not for 20 minutes. For 20 minutes I'd have been like you have to save me the hospital right now. I used a lot of pepper, like directly on his penis.
Speaker 2:In his urethra Like did he go? No, I didn't. I didn't put it in his urethra. I mean, he would actually have to appropriately answer that question, but I, I did not want it in his penis, I was just rubbing it on the outside.
Speaker 3:Yeah, stephanie, have you ever experimented with burning on your bottom, like if someone were to spank you with serrano pepper oil, and then it burns afterwards in a chemical way, not in a like warming? Interesting. You know, I have not. But see, now you're in the confusing zone with Tosin. No, it's still it's still not. No, I don't want food ever involved.
Speaker 1:But what about you just put capsaicin on the side of a paddle?
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, yeah, so I have done icy hot afterwards. Ooh. And then I I mean, I guess there's like figging too, because figging has some intense levels. I mean, there's some intense.
Speaker 2:Oh, speaking of which, I had a subbie over and I figged him Like for real this time.
Speaker 1:Wait, what was the fig time?
Speaker 2:We have to wrap up this. This is short. It's after the pepper story. It's relatively unmentionable. I had him come over to my house and I told him he was going to be cleaning it and I told him to bring ginger because and he figured out what I was going to do I asked him if he had ever done figging and then he did a bunch of research because he was worried I was going to kill him. So he brought over the ginger and I carved it into a butt plug while we chatted and then I had him insert it. It's great being in the room while you people stick things in their butts.
Speaker 2:It's just like it's, but I love it because it's so awkward and they're always like you want me to do this in front of you and I'm like, yeah, I'm going to look you in your eyes.
Speaker 3:Look right at me.
Speaker 2:Eye contact, please, anyway. So he put it in and started cleaning my floors and compared to the pepper, I'd say nothing happened. But for him there was a moment where I think he I believe I recall what he said there was a moment where he wasn't sure he would be able to have it in his bottom the whole time because it got pretty spicy. But then there was, there was a tipping point after which it was like it it went up the scale in discomfort and hotness and then it got to a point where I don't know if his butt got numb, it just didn't get worse. Or like his body normalized what was happening. But like halfway through the sweeping of my floor and I noticed it was less of an issue. And then he said, yeah, at some point it I don't know if I got numb or what, but at some point it started being less uncomfortable, significantly less fun than a Serrano pepper.
Speaker 1:You're a demon and I love it. I love it. Take me down to your hell, please.
Speaker 2:Oh, and thank God, I was going to Chucky's house directly after the Serrano pepper experience and I because I had to pick something up from him and I just busted in the door and I was like I wrote pepper in a man's penis. He was the best person to like decompress that too, and I also knew it was going to be okay because he was like you did what. That's fucking awesome. It's not what he said, but I could tell he was like nice job. Anywho. That's it, ladies and gentlemen. Thays and Themsters Just another episode.
Speaker 1:I've talked to her, to me.
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Speaker 2:Peanuts yeah, there's penis. Bye.
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