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S2E1: Syphillis and Burning Man

• Little Renegade Films • Season 2 • Episode 1

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  • S2E1 woo!! Stephanie is traveling the world RN, so it’s only Kasey/Tosin/SMC this ep.
  • Kacey regales her Flooding Man experience.
  • SMC muses about what to squirrel away if food had to be rationed.
  • Tosin got syphilis. 
  • 13:20-ish in Tosin shows how he’s been making it all these weeks without any touch.
    • Quickshot Launch – Fleshlight
    • Tosin apologizes for sharing some specifics about his peen that were necessary to explain the sex toy demo.
    • Kacey offers to talk about the specifics of her vagina if it makes Tosin feel better about sharing specifics about his penis.
    • SMC shares that she has really good nipples that you’ll never see. (it’s private) Just FYI.
  • Cryptic Marco Polos were cryptic.
  • SMC equates Tosin’s escapades to The Adventures of Baron von Muchausen, which features a young Uma Thurman and her tiddies.
  • Tosin reveals that being syphilitic is his “slut rite of passage.”
  • Sexy Book Corner with Sarah Marie
  • EVERYBODY LOVES TAYLOR


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Speaker 1:

Well, well, well, go ahead and open up your ears, your mind and whatever else you need. You listen to Talk Dirty To Me.

Speaker 2:

Oh, hello all you sexy beasts and welcome back to Talk Dirty To Me, season 2, the podcast where four friends with four different perspectives talk dirty to one another. Oh, we have different perspectives on kink, fetish and sex, just FYI. Great job.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, out of the gate, we're taking it off great.

Speaker 2:

Sessy. Episode one, season two, killing it. Anyways, we're so excited to be back. We've missed you. We hope you that you've missed us. We took a little break to regroup, figure out how to do things better, get more awesome guests for you. He's burping Burp, not into the microphone. Somebody out there really enjoys a woman burping. It's a kink, I swear.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure All the bodily fluids and functions. Somebody wants it.

Speaker 2:

Anywho. So this is just our introductory. Hey, we're still here, we're back, we're going to give a few little updates episode, but then I promise we have a stack of very sexy guests coming your way, along with all the kinkiness you could possibly want in one podcast. So today we are sans our beautiful, wonderful Stephanie Slayton. She is a world traveler right now doing something magical in Europe. Stephanie, we love you, we miss you. So I am joined. I'm Casey. I am joined by Tosen. Oh so our kink Oracle.

Speaker 2:

Oh and sweet little Sarah Marie Curry, our neighborhood vanilla.

Speaker 3:

That's private.

Speaker 2:

Come on, now I'll kick us off, since I sadly don't have much somehow. I know everybody was waiting with bated breath. I have not peed on anyone yet. I know it got scheduled. It was the day before it was supposed to happen and then he called in sick and then we just know, I know so close. And then Sarah Marie is quoting called in sick air quotes. And he really was he's very excited about being a human toilet.

Speaker 2:

But, I know right, my P is fucking phenomenal. He will be urinated upon. I'll get that scheduled for everyone as quickly as possible. And then I am. I am still seeing my beautiful, wonderful domestic discipline client. She sees me once a month and we have protocols now so she texts me and checks in regularly and they get paid for all of this. It's very nice.

Speaker 1:

Love it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I just saw her a week ago, I think, I came back from Burning man, and then she was the first thing I spanked upon returning. So there's that. There's my update, tosen.

Speaker 1:

I am. People are going to want to know. You know, burning man had a whole media contrivacy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the contrivacy being inside.

Speaker 1:

How was being flooded?

Speaker 2:

Being inside Flooding man was crazy. While we were, I was there experiencing it and then reading all of the news stories that were being said about it, totally sensationalized. I now don't take the news seriously at all. It's all mumbo jumbo More than I thought it was before. Nobody got Ebola, nobody was starving, nobody was eating babies.

Speaker 2:

Nobody was shitting into bags. It was like super normal, like people were just bored. It was very muddy. You couldn't go anywhere. You're surviving because you had to try to survive, other than your shit was going to get wet. But it's not like I was surviving, like like we were rationing food or water or anything. It was really.

Speaker 1:

It wasn't like an episode of Lost or anything like that.

Speaker 2:

No, the worst thing that happened was I wore the same outfit for four days. Oh no, Not four days it was sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt, because once the rain came I got cold, and once the rain came I couldn't go anywhere. So who's going to see all the cute outfits I brought? Anyways, nobody.

Speaker 3:

So I just got real comfy. Casey, if you did have to like squirrel away food or whatever, what would be the first thing that you would grab Pokeball? There's no put, I assume there's no pokeball.

Speaker 2:

There's no pokeball at the burning man's Sorry, the drowning man's doesn't say that, because every time we start a podcast I'm like halfway through a pokeball or burrito. It's rude.

Speaker 3:

You know she also brings a fucking sushi burrito over to blood suckers, Like every time, she's just never brings me one Just eating it slowly in front of me.

Speaker 2:

I'm such an asshole Right. What would I squirrel away? First the prunes yeah, the bag of prunes yeah, because above all else, I have to make sure that I can poop if I need to.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Understandable. After that probably the peanut M&Ms.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, if you're curious about having to make sure you have to poop, go check out the butt stuff episode, if you haven't already oh my God, then you'll hear all about my poop situation.

Speaker 2:

And you'll know that's in season one, but yeah but it was fine.

Speaker 2:

The really the most worrisome I got was when I went to the porta potties and it was like maybe the end of the day instead of the beginning of the day and I then was able to gauge how quickly porta potties fill up, because there were no trucks that were able to come empty them. And it was a situation where you go on the porta potty and it is so full You're like I know it won't touch my butt, but I don't want to sit on it.

Speaker 2:

No no, no, no no no, no, no but it never, but you could find an empty one. It never got so bad that we were pooping in bags, so Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I remember hearing the new stuff about it and I was like, hmm, I have a feeling that a group of people who, on a yearly basis, most of them for five plus years elect to disconnect completely from the trappings of life to go party and celebrate in the desert can hang for another week.

Speaker 2:

Like.

Speaker 1:

I've known plenty of people who prepare for Burning man. It's doomsday level preppers.

Speaker 2:

You have to take it seriously. Somebody's got a bunker. Yeah, everybody's prepared. Nobody was ever asking for food, nobody was ever. I nobody asked for water. Everybody was just bored and dirty. Anywho, enough about flood, man Toast and tell me everything.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so the big headline is I got syphilis.

Speaker 3:

Whoa how Sex. Were you a pirate captain, because I hear that pirate captains get syphilis a lot.

Speaker 1:

I licked Johnny Depp. That's how it happened, I imagine. I imagine it happened from a Grindr blowjob or one of my other anonymous situations. You know, syphilis happens in multiple stages, right and again. This is all part of my risk profile and how, why I do things the way I've done it for the 10 years, thousand penises I've done. So. Syphilis happens in stages.

Speaker 3:

Ten years and a thousand penises later. That's it, that's your memory.

Speaker 1:

So stage one is you get like a lesion of some kind. You get like a little bump that's painless. If you touch it with a mucus membrane of some kind, you'll get it.

Speaker 1:

So it's always been part of my procedure to like look for things and then and you know I never do anything if I have like open wounds or you know, if I like I've bitten my cheek on the way to a blowjob and been like damn going home, and then there's stage two, which you'll get a rash, and then later in stage two, then your bodily fluids can transfer it. But most of the situations that I had been in, even the fluid transmission rate of stage two is generally pretty low. I'm doing the highest risk activity for it. So it's like it's most prevalent in like male to male interactions. Then there's the dormant stage where there's like no symptoms and I would say, do your research on it, on like the varying stages of things you know have.

Speaker 1:

Protected sex is the best way to keep yourself safe in general for most things. In general, do it. But it felt fine in my risk profile to with the grandeur blowjobs. But you know I got it. And the most important thing is I get tested every six months right At minimum. Sometimes I get tested more often. So I caught it within like two weeks.

Speaker 2:

And this is because you can be your six month test scheduled.

Speaker 1:

So I was in the. I was in the hump day film festival. I did a voiceover for one of the films that have been I think is in third place right now, and the crew that I was doing that with was having an after party. That was basically a kick sex party, which they were like oh you know, if you show a three month test, we'll give you a risk, and that looks everybody know that like you've been tested recently for that. So I had, I was getting the test stick for that party which I then had to be like I'm in time out and I was. I was kind of butt hurt about it Most of when I when I heard about it, just more about like now there's conversations I got to have and you know I got to ruin a couple. I got to ruin some people's day and that's not going to be fun. Everybody's really nice about it actually and I didn't transmit to anybody. Everybody's free and clear.

Speaker 2:

How did you not transmit?

Speaker 1:

And again like it's more difficult if it's in its early stages. You have to come in contact with the lesion with a mucus membrane of some kind and I've probably caught it before I even like showed any symptoms.

Speaker 2:

And so you didn't have any bumps or anything.

Speaker 1:

No, I've had no symptoms or anything like that. And then, like, the treatment for it is either a shot of penicillin or like a week on Dr Cyclean. That are pretty high dosage. I finished. I finished my dosage on Monday and so I am free to be back in the game on Tuesday, but I'm probably going to wait to my test on the 11th just to like double test for it.

Speaker 1:

There's a couple of medications that I take that might dilute the effect, the efficacy of antibiotics, so I just want to make perfectly and completely sure before I get back out there and I've updated my risk profile that now I won't be dealing with people with unknown statuses, so I'll still do casual stuff. But now I'm just going to be like send me a screenshot of the last time you get tested, and so that should cover my base on that one. You know, a thousand for one book jobs, but pretty good.

Speaker 3:

That's pretty good. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1:

And again it's like the system works exactly the way it was supposed to, because I get tested so often. I caught it very quickly, I informed the people that needed to be informed, they did the things that they needed to do and probably because I caught it so early is the reason I was able to keep from transmitting to anybody else, as far as I know, at the point, at this point in time. And the funny thing is like so I had to, like I went to the party, like it was pretty much the day after I found out, which I was a little mad about because I think if it would have been like a shrine party, I wouldn't have gone. But they were going to show my poetry at the party and so like I needed to announce it and like let people know, like oh, here's my orgasm out of the things like that. So I did that and then, you know, I just kept my mouth and bits to myself.

Speaker 1:

But you know, I gave a foot massage to somebody for like an hour, which was really nice, watched a lot of other people have sex, which is really nice. A random woman walked up to me, was like I really loved your poetry. Do you mind if I just come sit down next to you and touch you and I'm like not at all and it was lovely. It's the first time ever that someone is like walked up to me to display physical affection as a stranger, and so I don't usually get approached for those things and I was.

Speaker 1:

that was a very nice feeling. Had great conversations with people, watched a lot of people get whipped, you know, and I, you know I genuinely had a pretty decent time considering.

Speaker 3:

And what a beautiful like, what a beautiful gift to Go through that right, like to know that your system works, to know that the people that you talk to and engage with are like kind and compassionate people, to know that it's not like a big horrible thing, it's just penicillin. And then you get to use words like syphilitic, which is really fun. It is really fun.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and you know I wanted to. I thought it was like it was good to bring up. You know, we're where people talking about lifestyle things and like I am an advocate for like trying to remind people that it's better to be good about talking about your sexual health and near where you're at and feel comfortable about asking for tests and getting tests and the kind of role talking about it, because in this grand scheme of the things, most of the things are not that really that much of a big deal. It's really just like I took two pills for a week and like antibiotics suck a little bit like a couple of days I took it on an empty stomach and it was like annoying. But the joke I've been making is like I'd rather have syphilis than COVID and like bronchitis Right, like my bronchitis is like way worse.

Speaker 2:

People get really weird about STI's, even though they don't get weird about other diseases that are. It's just a disease that's transmitted.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm like the flu is way more communicable. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So it's like it's a way down and way easier to get it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it did fucks you up Right, and I think that the thing that gets to people is it's the their, they have their brain.

Speaker 1:

All of the PSA is about AIDS and it's the forever of it. And you know you go through feelings of like feeling dirty and gross and everything, like you don't want to be around people. But I'm educated enough about it and they've like been in the space enough that it was just like it wasn't really me feeling dirty and gross, it was just like concern for other people and it was just like I just want to make sure I'm doing everything in the safest way possible. And you know I'm unsure about everybody. Everybody else is going to react to it, but everybody I told a few people at the party about the situation because, just because, like how do you want to handle it? And they were like, yes, whatever you know you're, you're in charge of communicating your you know sexual health and we trust your ability to have those conversations and that's great. And so, other than I am reaching the point where it's starting to be painful, no one has touched me or I have not touched another body in a week and a half.

Speaker 3:

That was my, that was my. Second question is like, how are you doing? Because you're like a gremlin, you know, but like opposite, like if you, if you get like not sexed after midnight, you turn into a what is that? It's a sexual, a sexual device.

Speaker 1:

I pulled up and holding up on the people device. I pulled up and showing people a quick shot launch, which is basically it's.

Speaker 3:

I think it puts bubbles into your soda pop.

Speaker 1:

I think is what you use it to carbonate drinks, to soda stream.

Speaker 3:

and for your penis. What is it?

Speaker 1:

No, but so like a quick shot is like a flush, like an open ended flashlight, and the quick shot launches a machine that will automate it, and so you just put your penis in the flashlight and the machine moves back and forth.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, my main problem with sex toys had been I have a sorry everybody I have a wider than average penis, so a lot of things that I don't fit in, so any of the automated things get stuck. But this thing is fairly powerful and a quick shot launch is like it's open and so that kind of like solves the problem. And the motor on it's like quick, like it goes up to the all the way up. The way up, so it's fast, it's fast enough and strong enough and it plugs into the wall, so it's not like battery powered, so it's home getting through.

Speaker 3:

It's a flush like give us money please, please, never apologize for your extra wide, extra large penis. It's beautiful.

Speaker 1:

It's not, it's not. It's not anything, it's not gargantuan, it's just like wider than most I just sure.

Speaker 3:

But I just you apologize a lot, and I just want you to embrace your extra huge.

Speaker 2:

I apologize for giving information that maybe people didn't consent to.

Speaker 1:

Right, it was more about like I was apologizing to like surprise, I'm going to talk about this is a sex podcast of my penis dimensions.

Speaker 2:

I can talk about specifics of my vagina. I think you feel better.

Speaker 1:

You talking about specifically your vagina would make me feel better, but not for that reason. I'm just a curious, I'm a curious boy and I want to know. So I'm an explorer. But no, we'll save it for a quick beta episode title. Unless you feel like talking about it, I don't want to stop you.

Speaker 3:

I have. I have really good nipples, if, like, you're never gonna see them.

Speaker 1:

But they're really good nipples.

Speaker 3:

They're like. I looked at them today and was like good job, nipples.

Speaker 2:

Great work.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I should have gone to see the baker's wife would have seen it through the see through shirt.

Speaker 2:

What other stories and updates do you have for us?

Speaker 1:

Okay, so in between seasons and when I would have an event occur, I would send Marco Polo's with cryptic messages so that I could talk about them. So the first one I've run across says lube shooter, and I'm realizing that I'm not going to remember what some of these are because that was too cryptic. They were too cryptic for me even, but lube shooter, I remember.

Speaker 3:

I love them. Out of context, though. I'm imagining some sort of slingshot, or maybe like a Wild West character that murders with lube, or we have to tell us. Actually, this is a fun game.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to ask out and tell you what you think it is and I'll tell you what I remember of it. So lube shooter thoughts Probably is some sort of dispenser. Yeah, and so it's a syringe that you fill with lube so that you can lubricate the entirety of the inside of a rectum. And I use that with one of my partners and, as I say all the time, use all the lube for butt stuff.

Speaker 2:

Male body or female bodied.

Speaker 1:

This is with a strap on, or the strap on was put into me.

Speaker 2:

Oh, so the lube shooter is in your butt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it goes in my butt and it gets squeezed.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then you just get all the lube is in there and then the strap on enters me.

Speaker 3:

But surely you don't need a specific tool for this. You can just use like a turkey baster, right?

Speaker 2:

Only if you don't want to use a turkey baster again. Well, I mean, you could wash it.

Speaker 3:

You don't have a sex toy, turkey baster just laying around.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you just get a turkey baster that you just use for butt stuff, or you call it the butt baster.

Speaker 2:

The tool specifically for it.

Speaker 1:

It has some ergonomic benefits. So, like the problem with turkey basters is the way that it's tapered. You can only get like a little bit in there. You can put it all the way in and get the lube like in the back. Because one of the things that's a problem is usually people lubricate the outside, what they could like, get a little bit of their finger in and lube whatever thing that they're using, but that kind of like collects all at the front and so then when you get to the deeper things like that, that part of the inside isn't as well lubricated and you kind of have to like do it again. So then it gets a little bit more gets passed. A little bit more gets passed, and this is just like a more efficient delivery system.

Speaker 2:

So you would recommend the question.

Speaker 1:

I recommend a lube shooter. Please get one everyone or something with like an out. This idea came about because we had used lube with an applicator tip. It was like a little sample packet that had an applicator tip that's like two inches long, and so you get that whole thing in there and squeeze and pull back from that to do it and I was like, oh, that should be like, but those are individual. You throw them away every time. I was like we should have a regular thing so we can just like buy really good lube we like and fill the lube shooter and get it in in the right place.

Speaker 3:

I have a question. Hey see, do you mind if I take a question?

Speaker 2:

I know that you want to get to all the points?

Speaker 3:

No, you can take a question, I give permission when you get get out of here, when you get lube so far up there, does it get to your intestines? I should probably just study how human bodies work. But also, do you find that your poop comes out more easily the next time because it's been lubricated?

Speaker 1:

I haven't ever really noticed a poop benefit. You know that next poop lube is involved, but you know your rectum like squeezes pretty closed to push poop out, so it's like it's going to squeeze everything out of there that's in there. As for it getting in your intestines, you would have to break into the sphincter that gets into your intestines to do it, which you would a need of something that's fairly long to get there and be would be pretty painful to open that forcibly, like a penis, wouldn't. A penis would hit the wall of it and be hurting themselves far before they're like gramming through it to get into your small intestines.

Speaker 3:

Right, right, right, hence the term bottoming out, yeah, which, like when the penis like boom it's the wall Okay cool.

Speaker 1:

I haven't hit the penis length mastery level to have even questioned that idea.

Speaker 3:

Yet I'm so sorry, the what?

Speaker 1:

penis length mastery, like I think like 10 inches, is probably the most vigorous I've taken in my lifetime and I was. That was a chore, so there, yeah, that was Loub Shooter. Okay, the next one that I see is Marco Polo Fixer UI. You made this so much more difficult.

Speaker 3:

I still like the thought of a just an old timey Western villain being called the Loub Shooter.

Speaker 1:

So I'm going to write that book. That's a good name, that's a good name, thank you.

Speaker 3:

Thank you. I was just hoping that maybe AC couldn't lube up her butt for pooping. I thought maybe we found the solution.

Speaker 2:

Everything yeah, except a Loub Shooter. But I feel like I would just shit out a bunch of lube and it wouldn't make its way around my feces.

Speaker 3:

But I also like to think when you put lube up your butthole you're like it's kind of like a spa day for your butthole.

Speaker 2:

It's like I mean I have a shower, so it's a spa for my butt every day.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah that's true.

Speaker 1:

So sweet, put cucumbers in there.

Speaker 4:

Do mud mask.

Speaker 1:

Okay, this next one says I'm just going to read what it says and then let y'all extrapolate and then I will say what I can remember. So three in a row milk daddy couple. Emergency door, mandingo light double B, tetris, yoga emotium.

Speaker 3:

That is a football play.

Speaker 1:

Pretty sure Any tries Casey.

Speaker 2:

That's all one. Jesus, it's obviously code. It's a code phrase for the back doors open and lubricated. Come on in.

Speaker 1:

With a modem.

Speaker 2:

We are in the Loub Shooter.

Speaker 3:

Okay, wait, read it one. Read it one more time.

Speaker 1:

Three in a row milk daddy couple. Emergency door Mandingo light double B Tetris yoga emotium.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, still a football player. I can't figure anything else out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. So the only thing that I don't know what three in a row means, I can remember milk daddy was someone that I was blowing, who was captivated, and their like encouragement phrase was to say milk be daddy. Just over and over and over. And at the time I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the enthusiasm and desperation in general, like I'm like I love it and I love that you like you're that encased in it. But I remember laughing about it when I was leaving. I was like that is a, that's a, that's a new awkward one, right. And like I'm into like the idea of milking in general, like I think that's great.

Speaker 1:

I a penis when I was oh yeah, when I was searching for, you know, my get me by these next few weeks toy, I was pretty much go back and forth between the quick shot launch and a like a milking machine set up, because both would accomplish my main goals. But the milking machine is too loud, but I don't know how to say that. I don't know like the right way to get it. Everybody will know. I mean, I'm just using this milking machine?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh man, yeah, it's easy, the cleanups easier with the milking machine, but you know it's loud and I don't know the end of house.

Speaker 1:

Like you got to get tubing and the air compressor and the right milk thingy and there's like there's too many options and I was like, yeah, this is too much money to get it wrong. And a couple of emergency door was so like the porn theater that I used to go to regularly retired. Now a couple had come in and they had accidentally opened an emergency door and were like started to worry about it. But like I had been going to this place for like four or five years now, so the alarm went off and they were like freaking out and I was like it's okay, somebody's going to walk back and do what people do it like once, once a month. Don't, don't, don't stress about it. And that couple ends up being like center stage, like exhibition fucking for it. And because I had helped them with the emergency door, I had got like the VIP seating, like they pretty much did it in the seat right next to me.

Speaker 1:

And they were like, just like oh, you know, you know, I was like. You know, thank you for being so kind. We're going to have sex next to you. I'm like great, I'm a fan. Mandingo light I don't know what that means. Double B.

Speaker 3:

What does Mandingo mean?

Speaker 1:

Mandingo is a famous black porn actor with like a 15, 16 inch penis.

Speaker 2:

That's too much Wow.

Speaker 1:

I agree, I was like that's a that's penis?

Speaker 2:

That's not. That's a whole lot dick penis idiocy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's penis which graph, it's wishcraft, that's hyperbole.

Speaker 2:

It's just a lot of penis.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was like what are you going to do? What do you want me to do with that? What do you want?

Speaker 2:

me to do? Yeah, what would you like me to do with 16 inches of penis?

Speaker 1:

I can probably fit five eighths fit in my mouth. Okay, the rest I don't know what you want me to do. I impressed myself. You know I've been getting better and better over the years. Tetris fit again.

Speaker 3:

I said that's a lot yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I have successfully ball served 12 inch penis before and so what is ball serve? So if you fully take the penis in the mouth and then you're able to stick your tongue out and like lick testicles, oh, neat yeah. No look at that.

Speaker 1:

There, yeah. So yeah, ball service is any like blow job plus ball licking, then double B I don't know what that is. Tetris yoga oh, I think. Okay, this was someone who was trying to like vertical 69 with me and was like committed to figuring it out and I was like, look, I'm a big guy, I'm not that flexible. I just not much I can do to help you. But if you really want to try, like I'm down Is the male body or female body?

Speaker 1:

No body and I was like I'm down to try, Like it was pretty skinny and look more flexible to me and we kind of got there.

Speaker 2:

But like you kind of got there and it was so much work to be there that you couldn't enjoy the blow job.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's like even when we got there into that position, it wasn't like ideal for blow job giving or receiving, so it was like novelty, like it was for show, like we had like people were watching and enjoyed it. Also, this is like someone I had seen. Like I've met up with them a couple times prior, so it wasn't like I'm familiar with with this person and so it was like all right, we'll give it a shot. But it didn't stay. But it was like I wrote it down just because it was like kind of the way that he was committed to being like no, no, we're gonna figure out, do this, we're gonna get I'm a flip upside down and do a headstand and we will get it done. And I'm like great, great work, great work Proud of you?

Speaker 1:

Okay, then the next one.

Speaker 3:

The next one is I feel like that's an advanced sex position.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Most definitely.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sixty-nine's like, especially being on the bottom, and it's two penises. You definitely need like to be an intermediate head giver.

Speaker 2:

I find that being on the bottom and 69 is possible with a penis, because your head has to be able to move and it's usually just pinned to the ground.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, I mean it's intermediate, because, like they're going to have to do the majority of the thrusting, oh the person with their hips, not you with their head.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so like they're moving their head and their hips, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I wasn't even referencing normal 69. I was just thinking about standing up 69. That's like that's advanced sex, right there.

Speaker 1:

Well we were, we were, I was sitting, so I was sitting, and then they had like playing to their feet on the wall and their hands on the ground. I was like cool, okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Well, we'll try to make it work. And then, okay, this is two hours, but DPS mom, oh, I remember this.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Two hours, but DPS mom.

Speaker 3:

Two hours. But DPS mom, let's see, you were waiting for a delivery from DPS UPS, ups no no, confused. You're waiting for delivery from DPS for two hours, but then it turned out that inside the box was a mom that was like have sex with me.

Speaker 1:

Interesting. Things are fun stories that you tell.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, my brain's fun.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going to venture. I guess I have no idea. Okay, Wow.

Speaker 1:

So two hours is how long the blow job was, oh.

Speaker 2:

So this is like receiving.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so this has been somebody who had been like.

Speaker 2:

Two hours constantly.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, not as long as the whole time. I think I fell asleep for like 10 minutes at some point.

Speaker 2:

Wait why I have so many questions going.

Speaker 1:

So I have two statuses that I put for my grinder profile. I'm either in a head giving mood and then I'm just like I want to give you a head, I'll be there when to show me where, or I am in a being worshiped mood, and so Austin Grinder is filled with bottoms who like black penises, and this particular gentleman has been like. It has been hitting me up for months anytime that I post that one and being like oh, I want to do it. I want to do that for a while, please. But the schedule just generally work out because he can't host and I can't host either.

Speaker 1:

This evening he could. It was like three in the morning and he was like you come over and I'll give you a head, and being on my blood pressure medication makes everything take a little bit longer. And because he is also like has an oral fixation similar to what I do, he's blowing me for like his enjoyment, which is feels great but isn't necessarily the thing that will bring me to completion the fastest. I will get there, no worries, I obviously did, but you know he was enjoying himself, taking his time, and I was like great, this is exactly what I needed for the evening and this is like middle-aged guy Room's kind of messy. He needed me to be quiet when I came in because like someone was sleeping in his house and I was like this is fine.

Speaker 1:

This has happened plenty of time. I don't, you know, usually ask a lot of questions about it. It's not a big deal, so we're doing this. It's five in the morning, we're done, I'm going to go. So I get up to go and he's like oh, hold on. I can hear that my mom woke up.

Speaker 3:

Oh, and I'm like his mom's a DPS driver and you had to be mailed out in a package for hide.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and his mom works for DPS. Do you know what DPS is? That means she's a cop.

Speaker 3:

We department of public safety that DPS.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, do, and I'm just like okay, sir, I'm going to need you to tell me that you live with your cop mom before I come over. That is information that you should deliver early on in the situation. I understand that you've been like Jones in and I'm glad it would deliver and I had a great time, but now I need to sneak out of your house so that your cop mom doesn't know I was here, which is probably my least favorite version of what I wanted to be doing this morning. It's fine, I got out. Fine, it's, I made it home.

Speaker 2:

How'd you get out?

Speaker 1:

Like when she went to go take a shower. Like she went to go take a shower and then when she was in the shower I left, and so it seems like he's run this routine before and he knows how to handle it. And like no judgment, whatever People live with, whoever, I understand like being the horny and you're not. You don't have the living situation to handle it and you know sometimes you got to take a risk. But, jesus, let me be a part of that risk profile, why we pick and choose. Yeah, but I appreciated the two hours of labor. That was very nice.

Speaker 2:

Can I ask you some questions about the two hours of labor? Yes, was it pleasurable the whole time.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I had a great time.

Speaker 2:

Like how, why were you not coming then?

Speaker 1:

It's just like a specific set of mechanical things have to occur for climax to happen. I probably, for the first part of it, he was edging me on purpose because he didn't want me to come at that time. He wanted to be able to do it for a while At some point. Then it was just like you know, he's doing what he is enjoying doing. I'm not necessarily like hurrying him or anything and like I've lost our time. It's been.

Speaker 1:

It's been a while since somebody has wanted to spend that amount of time and I enjoy, you know, I give the head that I want to receive in the world as well, and so I easily can imagine myself eating somebody out or believing somebody will go for two hours easily, and why would be great and why would be enjoyable and why would want it to last that long. And the combination of like how into it he was and he's doing fine enough, like it was just I was just great, and it was like I was laid, I was laying down on the bed, the bed was comfortable, I was comfortable, like there wasn't any like body pain management I had to do so. Two hours of laying back, relaxing while somebody blows me. I'm having a great time? Yeah, it was. It was awesome. So your second question was why wouldn't you're coming? It was just like when we got there at the point of eventually, I was just like the hell just had and thrusted at the speed and needed to do the appropriate rhythm.

Speaker 1:

Yeah yeah, I think, yeah, I threw in some assistants to get us there and it was great, and you know, and again at the time, normally I'm actually I'm a fairly fast comer in general, but my blood pressure medicine makes it a little bit more difficult, and so it was just like a combination of like all of that that evening was like, oh, okay, well, today I can hang for a couple hours and while I can hang, I'm gonna hang until you tap out, or I'm like at some point I was like, okay, I gotta get home, so let's wrap it up, okay, but no, I was. I loved it. Yeah, I loved it. I've had plenty of people who have like blown me, made me come once and then blew me through to a second one and that's taken like an hour. I've done the same in the worst.

Speaker 2:

And you stay hard the whole time.

Speaker 1:

No, I refract fairly quickly, but I would say like right after coming, I'm probably fairly flaccid for like the next like no for like the two hour blow job. Oh, most of it, yeah, I would say like 90% of it was hard the whole time, so I think I fell asleep for 10 minutes at one point.

Speaker 2:

What does that mean about that blow job?

Speaker 1:

It was relaxing.

Speaker 3:

I like I wish listeners at home. I wish I could accurately describe how amazed slash, confused slash, delighted Casey's faces. It's a math equation that's happening, but it's also a delight. It's like a delightful math equation Casey can't figure out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I regularly like people to sleep. That's like a. I have a whole protocol for like each of us out, tucking in and go home.

Speaker 2:

Like people to sleep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I've done it plenty of times. I love it. I was like I very much enjoy, like saw an affiliate of my whole thing. I was like oral sex does not 100% equal make me come. It is a very relaxing, centering feeling experience. It's like I have said millions of times, I equate it to a massage in my head, in the ways with which I'm willing to receive and give it and how I think about it, and it's like medicinal nature.

Speaker 3:

Well, and I feel like you've also mentioned before that it's the sexual act and activity and intimacy. That's the like self-regulating or soothing portion for you and the orgasm is like fine, but it's not necessarily the thing that regulates you. Is that correct, yeah?

Speaker 1:

No, I was like if for the like oral fixation regulation system, I was like none of it matters. I'm just like the repetitive motion of the what is happening either in my mouth or what I'm doing with my mouth, is the thing that is re-regulating my nervous system. So if I'm fully committed to that regulation, I'm not even interested. You can be asleep. If my goal is to be doing it for my regulation, I prefer that you're asleep or doing something else. And so you know I have.

Speaker 1:

I had a mechanism with someone before that was just like okay, well, pretend you're asleep, I'll come meet you out when it gets to a point where you're looking to climax. Just like, tap me on that, or like wake up, or tap me on the head and I'll switch to like trying to make you come out when I'm like focused on, like okay, am I delivering the mechanical things that I know will make you come, rather than my self-regulating things? I'm one of my partners, they're the same, so it's quite convenient. The stuff that I do to self-regulate is the thing that makes them climax. Great Casey's face is so great.

Speaker 3:

Adventures with toasts, okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, was that your last story, or do you have more?

Speaker 1:

The next one was massage nap me style linguses, but I don't remember what that means.

Speaker 3:

It sounds like a Richard Attenborough documentary. Like read it again.

Speaker 1:

It's massage, nap me, style linguses, and I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, something about the napping styles of the linguses in the field.

Speaker 1:

I think it was probably my take a nap, wake me up. Experience I had recently, or not recently, on that day and I think that's it. I don't think I have anymore.

Speaker 3:

It's like the Adventures of Baron von Moonschausen. Do you know this gentleman and his adventures?

Speaker 1:

I don't, but I would like you to say that title once again.

Speaker 3:

The Adventures of Baron von Moonschausen. It's a movie back in the day. I want to say it's by the same gentleman that did Time Bandits, but it's all these like tall tales. It's wonderful. You should check out the film.

Speaker 1:

Okay, baron von Moonschausen.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but instead it's the Adventures of sexy von Tosen.

Speaker 1:

Yeah sexy von Tosen, but not right now because Tosen's in Time Out.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, Tosen Time Out.

Speaker 1:

No sexy adventures, just be in my quick shot launch till October 11th.

Speaker 3:

Which would be an adventure all on its own. It'd be like and this is the tragic Tosen Time Out story and then you make a comeback with the vengeance Ayo.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, that's the last one for me.

Speaker 3:

Terry Gilliam. I think that's who I'm thinking of.

Speaker 2:

Nice, Nice sex stories Tosen.

Speaker 1:

Stick around when we get Stephanie back. I have written a new poem that is religious in nature but it's a dirty. It's a sexy poem in my style that I can't wait for you to hear.

Speaker 2:

I'm excited.

Speaker 1:

I did some fancy things on it, so come back.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, come back, sexy beasts. How sloppy does a two hour blowjob get?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, do you take snack breaks?

Speaker 1:

He did not take snack breaks. He drank water once. He kept his saliva pretty self-contained, really.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, did he use his hand?

Speaker 1:

Not often. I think the position he was in he was on his knees on the side of the bed. He was kind of using his hands to alleviate some knee pressure.

Speaker 2:

I had to help him get off the floor because he was kind of stuck Because he was down there for two hours.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, I've tried. But when I do things for that long on my knees I'm like, give me a second, I'll be here for a minute. Don't worry about me, you can just scoot on past. But no, it was. The saliva was pretty well contained. You know, you can give, I can give a blow job that doesn't get spit everywhere. That's still like well lubricated. I mean a lot of people like it all over the place. I'm indifferent, I'll take whatever.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I learned a lot today, anyway.

Speaker 3:

Tosen, was this your? You had mentioned before we started recording that you had a slut right of passage was becoming syphilitic.

Speaker 4:

The slut right of passage, yes yes, I think you should get a mayor badge, I agree.

Speaker 1:

Right. I was like I need a sash. I was like I got syphilis and I made it which everybody will it's get tested regularly. Use protection, you'll be fine. I was like I'm okay. The worst part of it was like I almost threw up one morning for taking the antibiotics on an empty stomach. Yeah, that'll do it.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I've been there, I think that's it.

Speaker 1:

Well, Sarah Marie had some book recommendations.

Speaker 2:

Oh, Sarah Marie, give us your book recommendations. I do.

Speaker 3:

I got sexy book corner with Sarah Marie. Thank you so much for making everything a jingle.

Speaker 1:

By the way.

Speaker 3:

Did you like it.

Speaker 4:

Oh my God.

Speaker 1:

That was. I'm such a fool. I should have started this years ago. That shit was so good Sierra Simone.

Speaker 3:

Sierra Simone is a really, really beautiful writer. She's one of my favorites. Did you finish all of the books? I haven't finished the fourth one yet, so don't tell me a thing.

Speaker 1:

I just finished the first one. I'm reading a book with Sophia right now, but when I'm done with that I'm gonna get to the second one, because I need more Thorne Castle lore.

Speaker 3:

It gets so much hornier, like so much hornier, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1:

And then in St Sebastian, don't just get together. I'm just gonna be mad.

Speaker 3:

Buddy, when they do you want me to spoil that? They bang, or?

Speaker 1:

not. I mean, I can tell that they're gonna bang.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, when they bang is the most satisfying bank of. Sierra Simone is so good at that about people that don't wanna bang and can't bang and they shouldn't bang and they're not gonna bang. And then when they finally bang, you're like thank you, sierra Simone, because sometimes you can. You can write sexually angsty characters and the sexual lead up to it is very like, and then when they finally have sex it goes womp womp in the writing. Not Sierra Simone, she's got great follow through.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, seriously. Honestly, she did so well with that one that, like what I believe to be the most anticipated sex scene, with, like, the main character losing their virginity, was paled in comparison to the shower scene that came before, right, and so I was like, oh, that shit was perfect. I listened to that one three times in a row.

Speaker 3:

I also think that she writes kind of lingus really well as well. That's one thing that I've observed in all my sexy book readings. So this book author that I'm gonna tell you about now, she's another one of my favorite erotic romance novel writers of all time. Her name's Joey W Hill and her catchphrase is BDSM romance for the heart and soul. And the thing that I love about her yeah, and the thing I love about her is she. She really does take you on the human journey and really touches on some very dark, some dark aspects of being a human being and brings like light and love and compassion and showing that you can move through them. It's it really is like books that are healing on their journey, and some of them are just raunchy sexy.

Speaker 3:

Like she has this series I'm about to talk about. It's called Knights of the Boardroom and it's not spelled like nighttime, it's spelled like nights, like table nights.

Speaker 3:

The first story is about this gentleman who's the head of a boardroom of five other gentlemen or six other gentlemen, I can't remember and he's in love with this lady who is a boss-ess bitch of her own right, who runs a different company, and she, like, stubbornly, refuses to be with him. So he kidnaps her and has every single one of his board, his gentlemen board members, have sex with her all in the same room together until she finally agrees to love him.

Speaker 1:

Interesting plan.

Speaker 3:

That's a lot. Right, it's a lot, but just for the record people.

Speaker 2:

That's not what you do to somebody when you have a crush on them.

Speaker 3:

No, no, no, no. This is firmly in the consensual, non-consent family that I've talked about before, where in the writing she was like I don't want it, but I really do want it and this is everything that I've ever wanted, that I couldn't ask for, but I really like this, but no situation.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was about to ask. I was like is the inner monologue of her during, like you know, having sex with all the different board members, even like this is secretly what I've always wanted, because I love that shit?

Speaker 3:

I was like, yeah, and there's, it's secretly what she's always wanted. And he also gives her a safe word and is like if at any time this is too much for you and she never safe words, et cetera. Beautiful, so it's all on the safe, consensual. Yeah, I can't. I can't really rock and roll in the other in the non-consent genre, Not my deal.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, so I can only handle it animated.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Okay, this book is number seven in the Knights of the Boardroom. The reason that I want to recommend this one is called Soul Rest and it has one of the most beautiful rope tying sections. Like, she has whole other books about rope artists, but this one. Let me just read you the description.

Speaker 3:

Okay, celeste has worked her ass off to establish her freelance blog as a source of accurate crime news for the Baton Rouge area. Being a workaholic, focusing solely on her career, was her choice. Five years ago she had a life-changing experience in a BDSM club that made it clear that she's a submissive. But she believes her past makes embracing that path impossible. Then Sergeant Leland Keller walks into her life. He's a dom she's always feared and hoped she'd meet and he recognizes her as what he's been looking for as well.

Speaker 3:

But she fights submission as much as she longs for it, and so this is all about. She's a brat, like a natural bradding, bradding brat who like needs his dominance, and he does this like slow rope session with her that breaks her down emotionally to the point of submission. It gets to a very deep and beautiful place, but then she lashes out on the other side of it but, like, the ultimate scene at the end of the book is like a sex party scene, but it becomes about her still being a brat and accepting the fact that she needs to brat it's part of her protocol, I guess is what you would say and her feeling like she couldn't be loved because she brat so hard. And him saying I am more than happy and willing to go on this journey with you and it's just a really lovely book. So that's my recommendation today.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you said book seven Knights of the Boardroom.

Speaker 3:

And I say the Knights of the Boardroom is one of Joey's earlier book series, so it starts off like pretty Ron, she's not the right word. It starts off pretty like this woman wants the sex and now the sex happens and as she develops as a writer, stories get more in depth while still having the same level of kink. She's also written the best vampire kink series I've ever read the best what's that one called it is called Vampire Queen.

Speaker 3:

Okay, and it's the first. One is called Vampire Queen's Servant and starts with a pedicure, just saying.

Speaker 1:

Sold sold.

Speaker 3:

The other really beautiful thing about Joey is that she is really active in her Facebook group and talks and comments with you. So you feel like I don't know. I've just, I've read every single one of her books and I've been like Joey, I love this book. And she's like thank you so much, sarah Marie. I'm like, yay, aw, yeah, I know we have an ornament exchange club that we exchange ornaments every year.

Speaker 1:

So you have ornaments from this author in your house right now.

Speaker 3:

No, not from the author in the Facebook group. All the members of the Facebook group we exchange, we do a random draw for ornaments.

Speaker 1:

That's so cute. That's so cute.

Speaker 3:

I know, I know, okay, and it's my fandom that I've been like. Oh, I feel so loved and supported in this fandom and a lot of us are just nerdy little housewives reading sexy books.

Speaker 1:

Beautiful, beautiful. Yeah well, when I finish the story in chapel, I will move on to the next of the boardroom.

Speaker 3:

Yes, please. I love that these books have made you so happy to us and it makes my heart like feel, so seen and loved, so good.

Speaker 1:

Man. The Dom Spanking scene with Rachel was educational. Yeah, yeah, no, thank you for bringing it into my life. Yay, no, sarah Marie's Sexy Book Corner. We should come up with this.

Speaker 3:

If anyone else in our listener group reads any of these books or has read any of these books and wants to talk about it, join our Discord, where we've got active discussions about Sarah Marie's Sexy Book Corner and the sexy books that we like to read along with other sexy things yeah yeah, hit up the Discord.

Speaker 1:

It's just gotten a revamp. We're all being more active in there. We'd love to talk to you about stuff. Leave your comments about episodes. Give us things to talk about. We love it. We want to interact with you more. You give it all. You give it us so much love. It's season two doing it big.

Speaker 2:

Woohoo, yeah, all right, I'll use sexy beasts. Thank you for coming back to season two, episode one. We have many sexy things coming along down the pipeline for you, so please come back. I'm coming. Remember, we have a Patreon you can join and we would love it if you did. The link is in the show notes. Oh man, I was going to do everything different this year and take notes during the episode. I forgot.

Speaker 1:

Next time that's okay, taylor types out the.

Speaker 2:

Oh, amazing Notable things. I love Taylor so much.

Speaker 1:

Me too.

Speaker 2:

Holy shit, she's the best Around. Na, na, na, na, na na na. No one's ever come on a camera. Anyways, that's it Having a sexy, sexy night everybody. And you know, until next time let's all go get lube. Shooters, shoot lube up our butts.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they're real cheap. Lube your poop, bye, bye.

Speaker 4:

Talk Dirty to Me is a podcast by Little Renegade Films.

Speaker 3:

It stars Sarah Marie Currie Casey Sammie Casey why don't you sound real sexy while you do it? Do I? No, why don't you? Oh, why don't I?

Speaker 4:

Yeah like you, remember how you read your synopsis and you go, like you want me to do it like that. Yes, okay, great, woo woo. Okay, genius, uh-huh, okay. Talk Dirty to Me is a podcast by Little Renegade Films. It stars Sarah Marie Currie, casey Sammie, tocen Alifaso and Stephanie Spock, with silent contributions by Taylor Novak. Title and closing themes by Tocen Alifaso. Follow us on the social medias at Talk Dirty to Me pod and for more of our offerings go to littlerenegadefilmscom. Uh-huh.

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